This is the best reply to a Dear John letter ever sent.....................
Bob and Elaine were going steady since high school and then got engaged. Bob belonged to a local National Gaurd unit that was called to active duty to go fight in Iraq......Bob and Elaine had a tearful goodbye as he would be gone for at least a year, but they would make future plans when he returned.
The first few months, Bob got a letter filled with love and passion from Elaine almost every week. Suddenly the letters dropped off to almost nothing and then one day, while in the midst of fighting in Iraq Bob received the following letter:
Dear Bob,
I hate to tell you this, but for the past few months I have been seeing George and we have slept together, had great sex and it is he that I truly love. I am so sorry. Could you please return my pictures.
Regards,
Elaine
After getting over the shock of the breakup, Bob got her pictures and then went to all his army buddies and asked them for any pictures of girls they had that they could spare. He collected about 25 of them , put them in an envelope with Elaine's picture and wrote the following note:
Dear Elaine,
I am not really sure which girl you are that I have slept with and had sex with, could you please pick out your pictures from this group and send the rest back. Thanks!
Bob
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