I got on a bus and sat down next to this beautiful blond asian woman.  I said, "isn't today amazing?"  She said, "Yeah I guess."  I said, "what do you mean, you guess".  the young voluptuous woman said she couldn't tell me because she didn't know me, I assured her that sometimes it helps to tell a perfect stranger your problems on a bus.

 

She said, "Well I just got back from my therapist and she can't seem to help me.  See, I am a nymphomaniac, the problem is I am only attracted to jewish cowboys.  I'm Diane by the way."

 

I said, "Nice to meet you Diane, I'm Bucky Goldstein."