I didn't write these, and don't know who did, but I liked'em and thought I'd share'em with you.

 

A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss,
Without some tongue,
So open your mouth,
And close your eyes,
And give your tongue
some exercise.

Kisses blown,
Are kisses wasted,
Kisses aren't kisses,
Unless they're tasted,
Kissing spreads germs,
And germs are hated,
So kiss me baby,
I'm vaccinated