Are you tired of those"Sissyass friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality?
Well.let's try this my way..just the stone cold truth...of our great friendship.
1.When you are sad..I will jump on the person who made you sad..like a spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2.When you are blue...I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile...I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4.When you are scared.....we'll hightail it right ta hell outta here.
5.When you are worried....I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be.....until you quit whining like a baby.
6.When you are confused.....I will use little words.
7.When you are sick...stay the hell away from me..until you are well again...I don't want whatever you have.
8.When you fall......I'll pick you up..and dust you off...right after I laugh my ass off.
9.This is my oath....I pledge it to the end...Why you may ask?
Because you 'ARE' my friend.
Friendship is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it..but only 'YOU' can feel the true warmth.
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