Caprox got married last Friday 

. The Eagle has finally been caged 

 Time for this old cynic to settle down and become domesticated. Eloped and ran off to the Registry Office, with only a couple of witnesses. Sent everyone a text afterwards 

 (How to get married for less than $1000. Just ask me). Family were surprised, but expected me to do something like that. So now I have to become responsible.