A Somalian arrives in Auckland as a new immigrant to New Zealand . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you, Mr.Kiwi for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'

The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Samoan.'

The man goes on and encounters another passerby.' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!'

The person says, 'I not Kiwi, I Pakistani.'

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful New Zealand!'

That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not Kiwi!'

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an Kiwi person?'
She says, 'No, I am from Fiji!'

Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the New Zealand people?'

The Fijian lady checks her watch and says ... 'Probably at work.'