Well...... 5 years isn't so bad. You're what? 20ish. At 15 then 5 or more years is bad. But by 18/19 it's whittled down - or up in this case.
I'm trying to think why she wouldn't meet cyber auntie approval......
- She's Minnie Elder?
- She has 5 biological children already?
- She beats you?
- She maims small animals?
- She thinks suicide bombers look cool?
I've run out of ideas........