And, Caps, have you seen chickens eat meat??

 

 

OH

MY 

 

GOD

 

!!!!!!!

 

I don't think I will ever eat chicken again.  They say they are the closest surviving relation to Tyrannosaurus Rex, and after watching that performance, well, I can truly see why.

 

 But it does give me a brilliant idea what to do with the amputated scrotum of adult men who try to get it on with my daughter!  They would have to watch of course.  It just wouldn't be the same if I didn't make them watch.