Bubba died in a fire and his body was burned
pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to
identify the body, so they sent for his two best
friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had
always done everything together.

 

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician
pulled back the sheet. Cooter said, 'Woooah, his
face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him
over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter
said, 'Nope, ain't Bubba.'

 

The mortician thought this was rather strange. So
he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of
the body.

 

Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's
pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The
mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it
ain't Bubba.'

 

The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Bubba had two arseholes.'

 

'What? He had two arseholes?' asked the mortician.
'Are you sure?'

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to
say, 'There's Bubba with them two arseholes. '