Well...... 5 years isn't so bad.  You're what?  20ish.  At 15 then 5 or more years is bad.   But by 18/19 it's whittled down - or up in this case.  
  
 I'm trying to think why she wouldn't meet cyber auntie approval......
  
  - She's Minnie Elder?
  - She has 5 biological children already?
  - She beats you?
  - She maims small animals?
  - She thinks suicide bombers look cool?
 
 I've run out of ideas........