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 | RP Title: 'If I Were A Boy'[Shockwave II]
Record: 19-08-01 // 02-01-00
OOC: Just another r/p..Read and Enjoy...
TBC: Me only, if I want. | |  | Scenes open up inside a little bar. There are a dozen or so tables in front of a stage. All of them are occuppied and there are even some people standing in the back. They are booing at the stand-up comedian's act which had the man running from the stage and covering his face.
"I bet that's what Brandon is accostumed to!"
Jessica Jones' voice is heard as the person in charge took control of the mic and begun speaking.
"I hope the next act is better than that. Anything has to be though. Our next act is debuting here tonight on the stage. So give a nice welcome to Jessy!"
As the applause began, J.J. walked out on stage in a pair of men's jeans, a t-shirt that said 'Got Candy?', and had on a baseball cap to keep her hair pinned up. She gave the audience a little wave and as she got close enough the guy passed her the mic, wished her good luck, and exitted the stage.
"If I Were A Boy..."
People seemed kind of interested considering the fact that she just said the title of the new Beyonce hit.
"...I'd want to look like Brandon Marks!"
Someone yells from the crowd.
"That's not funny."
"Of course it is.", J.J. insisted, "I mean have you ever seen a picture of the guy?"
J.J. walked over to the side of the stage and pulled the an easel over. She pulled off the cover to reveal his picture. There is laughing now.
"Isn't he from PWT?"
One of the younger people in the crowd said recognizing the picture.
"Why yes he is."
"He always looks stupid with the funny hats he wears and the Candy sticking out of his mouth."
"You mean like this?"
Everyone bursted into laughter as J.J. pulled a lollipop from her pocket and stuffed in it her mouth while standing there in a manly way. The audience starts laughing again.
"Well guys aren't the only ones who seem to have issues with him from what I've heard the women always mentioned his miniature candy cane and stale gumdrops."
There is an 'oOoOoOOoo' from the crowd and J.J. can't help but snicker.
"And do you know what's even funnier than that...the fact that he thinks he can win his match on Shockwave this week."
There must be a lot of PWT fans in the audience because another one calls out.
"I don't know how he expects to beat the People's Champion when he can't even beat MJ Storm!"
"I ask myself that every night before I go to bed."
"Huh?"
With everyone's confused looks and eyes on her, J.J. removes her hat and shakes her hair free.
"YOU'RE JESSICA JONES!"
"Yes I'm Jessica Jones and I am going to kick the Candy Man's ass come Shockwave!"
Applause errupted and after I few moments J.J. held up a hand to silence them.
"Seriously though, 'If I Were A Boy' I'd want to be Seifer because as far as wrestling is concerned he is the fucking greatest!"
Applause came once again along with some laughter and J.J. took a bow before walking off the stage. She made her way off to the side of the bar to where the PWT camera was there filming the event. J.J. ordered up a beer, and once given it, J.J. took a sip before looking toward the camera and beginning to speak.
"Did you enjoy the show Candy Man? I'm sure you did. But I bet you never recieved a reaction like that. You probably were the one that went running off the stage, like the first guy, because people didn't like you. Now I'm sure you will go running off and looking for a tape of yours to show how adored you were or even put together you're own act...and that would be typical and soooooooooo original.", Note the sarcasm in her voice," But meh, if you feel the need to do so more power to you."
J.J. takes another sip of beer before continuing on.
"I'm still not sure how I come in second to you when I'm the People's Champion and you're well not. I think you've got the roles in your Nascar analogy a bit reversed because I'm clearly about a half of the race ahead of you. I'm a not one, not two, not three...but a four time champion. What titles have you held?"
J.J. pauses as if she is really going to get an answer.
"None. That is the answer. So I'll take the risk factor because basically you are no risk at all. But you might want to take a risk of your own and buy yourself a good helmet to wear, so when I knock you off course I won't damage whatever brain cells you have left."
J.J. lets out a little laugh. She wasn't sure he even had any.
"Don't worry Brandon, I'll give you all I got IN THE RING and then some, though you'll find out out it's more than you can handle. But you were right about one thing though you can certainly dream. So go crawl in bed and got just that because in your dreams is the only place you will pawn me, the only place I will wear the Santa's helper outfit to the ring, and the only place you're New Year's Resolution will come true. Because when you awaken and return to reality...you will experience first hand another failure. Don't say I didn't try and warn you."
J.J. drained the last of her beer and order up another one while turning her attention to the stage to watch the next act that was in progress as scenes slowly fade out. | |  | |
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