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From: MSN NicknameTheBigValbowski  (Original Message)Sent: 12/8/2008 8:02 AM

RP Title: tell those little s-words that i will personally f-word them up[shockwave thread]
Enemies: Everyone.....just the way I like it
Accomplishments: PWT TITanium(current); PWT Backyard Champion(x2): PWT TagTeam Champion(x1...kinda)
TBC: ME
OOC: Sorry I didn't get anything up sooner but with exams and stuff I got held up; I was going to try to get something up Thursday but someone tried to break into my house so things got delayed, this rp was done over the course of a couple days whenever I ever got a few minutes to work on it so I hope everything makes sense, not much but I'm just getting back in the flow of things
OOC#2:  lol, hope you enjoy the title, i get this line stuck in my head everytime I watch rush hour 3



//The scene opens back in Xavier's locker room where a worried looking Xavier Homicide is pacing back and forth mumbling something.//

Xavier Homicide: Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!! Oh Shit I'm Marked For Death!!!!!

*After a while of pacing back and forth, and back and forth, and back and forth, back and forth Xavier finally takes a seat. He puts his elbows on his knees and his face in the palm of his hands trying to figure out how in the hell he's going to get out of the situation that he's in. Xavier sits in the chair literally trembling in fear of what is to become of him. As he sits there and thinks for a while, all of a sudden Xavier pops up out of his chair on to his feet with a big ass smile on his face and says....*

Xavier Homicide: I got an idea of how to get out of this mess.

*As he says that the scene seems almost cartoonish the room gets brighter like an imaginary light bulb just appeared by Xavier's head like a cartoon. But in actuality there's of course no imaginary light bulb. The camera pans out to show the PWT handyman has just finished replacing one of the lights in Xavier locker room.*

Xavier Homicide: Okay I know how to no longer be marked for death, I'll just grab my belongs, leave the arena, get a plane ticket to Mexico, change my name to John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, with my alias being Darkwing Duck. Once in Mexico I'll build a house made completely of mud which I'll call the mud hut and will be located in the most secret, undisclosed area of Mexico. And I have to make sure I have at least 10 pet Kangaroos delivered to protect me and my mud hut from anyone who wants to cause harm to me or mark me for death. But before I do any of that, I have to leave out of here with my tail tucked between my legs......the only question is, what exactly is my tail so I know exactly how to tuck it. Aw hell forget tucking my tail between my legs I'm just getting the hell out of here before I get hurt by that ban of bullies.

*Xavier gathers up all his belongings and packs them inside his gym bag. Xavier salutes his locker room, and waves goodbye to it and to PWT. All of a sudden the is a bang type sound and Xavier says*

Xavier Homicide: That must be them. I better get the hell out of here!!!!!!

*Xavier runs out of his locker room. The camera then moves to the center of the room and shows the handyman dropped his toolbox which is the loud sound Xavier heard. The handyman just shakes his head*

Handyman: I should've listened to mother and stayed in college but NOOOOOOOO!!!!! I had to let my friend convince me to invest all of my money on sugarless candy.....who knew kids wouldn't eat candy without sugar?

*The handyman shakes his head again and grabs his things and just leaves the room empty. After a few seconds Xavier Homicide calmly and patiently walks back into the room with his gym bag which he tosses on the floor.*

Xavier Homicide: AND SCENE......

*Xavier then takes a bow in the middle of the room then stands up again straight*

Xavier Homicide: Is that the kind of reaction you were hoping to get out of me? A reaction of fear? Did you think I would back down because I am somehow "marked for death" as I believe it was put. If you were expecting anything of the sort then, I'm sorry to be the one to ruin your expectations. For everyone watching right now I have just one question to ask each and every person that is watching, listening, or both.

*Xavier momentarily pauses and takes a deep breath as he prepares to ask the PWT community his question*

Xavier Homicide: WHAT IN THE NAME OF TERRY MOTHER-FUNK......is going on around here in PWT? We got Tree Branch Morgan around here trying to start a new revolution with his group the Banana Republic. "The Tree" somehow won the PWT BACKYARD TITLE, but now he's somehow too good for it and refuses to be the Backyard Champion, and has now dubbed himself the PWT Amerikan Elite Champion? And he gets pissed off anytime someone refers to him as the PWT Backyard Champion? Now I'm no rocket scientist but wouldn't common sense to someone that if they don't want to be refered to as the PWT Backyard Champion, you should either not win the title or just not compete for it? You could've just as easily declined the chance to fight for the Backyard Championship and just brought out your new title the night of Hardcore Hell because quite honestly the Amerikan Elite Championship would be at the same value as it is now even if you never won and dismantled the Backyard Championship and that is no value you at all. The only titles that hold any value around here are the titles that were created by management of this company, not any titles created by disgruntled employees. But hey....you want to carry around your own title fine, I just can't wait to see someone beat you for it and then wait to see how you blame the referee this time.

Xavier Homicide: Now I took a couple of days off for personal reason, but I have been keeping up with everything that has been going on. I've been back for a day or two and people have been wondering, why I haven't spoken up and said anything abuot this PWT vs Elite Republic deal that's been going on. Quite frankly that reason was because I really didn't care about it. There is probably not one federation in the history of wrestling that hasn't had one group form whose main goal was to change the way that things were going in a company. I just figured this was just another chapter in the never ending saga of wrestling federations and I did think much of this situation. But the main reason I haven't said anything about this whole thing is because my only goal in this company or any company that I step foot in is too come to the ring and win. But as I was trying to stay out of it, I constantly heard my name being mentioned. First I heard my name mentioned by Branch, but that's to be excpedted. Then I hear it mentioned by another member from the Elite Republic. I still don't find the need to join sides, mostly because I don't really trust anyone.....with the exception of my little sister Summer, but I do think my presence will be a little bit more known when it comes to this whole little situation. But lets get down to the real reason that this camera is here right now.

*Xavier clears his throat as he takes a seat in a chait in his locker room*

Xavier Homicide: Now lets get down to business, and that business is my opponent for this upcoming Shockwave, a member of this new group that goes by the name of Marcus Peyton. Now usually when I'm preparing for a fight against a guy named Marcus or even a war with words with a guy named Marcus, its against Marcus Johnson. But this week when I step in the ring I'll be facing a new Marcus and a new challenge, a challenge that both intrigues me and excites me at the same time. I'm excited because on paper this looks to me like it could be an interesting and very entertaining match. But at the same time I'm intrigued.....I'm intrigued in trying to figure out what in the hell is Marcus Peyton smoking? Him and me are supposed to be squaring off but he thinks he is facing some guy named Xenophobe Homo-side?

*Xavier looks into the camera sarcastically*

Xavier Homicide: So Marcus what the hell did I do to piss you off for you to treat you with so much disrespect? Its not like I'm begging for anyone to respect me around here but considering I just found out who the hell you were a couple days ago, I'm kind of interested in just why you hate me so much. Did I cut you off in traffic or something? Did I somehow dishonor your family? Do you think I stole the cookies from the cookie jar or some because I can guarantee it was not me, I have an alibi, I was hanging out with the cookie monster. Or is the reason you seem to automatically dispise me, because your little leader has already been defeated to me and to this day he's still basically crying wolf, saying "Oh I would have won if it wasn't for that damn referee." I guess the hatred, dislike, or disdain that he feels towards me, is rubbing off on you and probably the rest of the members of the Elite Republic.... But wherever this dislike is coming from.....

*Xavier takes a deep sigh as he begins talking sarcastically*

Xavier Homicide: I guess its just something that I am going to have to live with.

*Xavier begins talking normally again*

Xavier Homicide: Marcus.....your fellow members speak very highly of you and soon I get the privelage of finding out if the hype is deserved or not. Banch hyped himself up as well when I faced him and he was a good competitor, but he wasn't good enough that night. But you.....something tells me that you are going to be the force to be reckoned with out of that entire group. And like I say to each and every person I face, I look forward to the challenge. And a challenge is what I am expecting. With the formation of the Elite Republic I know each and every member of that group is going to be looking to make impacts this on this upcoming episode of Shockwave. And I don't mean TNA Impacts, I mean impacts that really mean something. We have Lori Anne vs Regan Clyde in one of the PWT vs E.R. matches. In the main event we have Lionheart & Mikah with Banch Morgan at ringside facing off Javen & Summer with Marcus Johnson at ringside.........

*Xavier just thinks about what he just said*

Xavier Homicide: Summer?.......and Javen?........with Marcus Johnson at ringside watching their backs?.......again I must ask what in the hell is going on in PWT? That sounds like the answer for a jeopardy question, "Who are three people you wouldn't expect to see together?"

*Xavier just shakes his head and continues talking*

Xavier Homicide: And opening up the show to me is the most intiguing match on the card. I'm not saying that because I'm involved in it, but because we have two competitiors that know very little about eachother, except for the fact that there are people who think very highly of them. Which means that both of us are going to have a little added pressure on us. Marcus will have this pressure because he is supposed to be cut from a different cloth, one of the best minds in the industry. And I have a little extra pressure because I am the current PWT TITanium Champion. I can't afford to lose because as a champion I'm supposed to be making a statement around here and Marcus can't afford to lose because Elite Rupublic doesn't want to lose this momentum they have going itno the show in the very first match of the show.

I was browsing through the PWT message boards just to see how the fans are reacting to what is going on around here and on the board was a poll about who the fans feel will win each match on Shockwave. As much as I love the fans I have to say I am glad that their votes do not determine the winner, because if that was the case at this point our match would end in a tie. And everyone knows a tie is like kissing your sister, is something no one should ever want to be involved in. I'm not sure how to take this. Even though the poll isn't closed yet and fans can still vote on that one, there's only three ways that I can take the way the poll has gone so far:

1) I can take it as the fans have a lot faith in Marcus Payton.
2) The fans are confused and think their voting Marcus Johnson.
3) Or that the fans don't think I can handle the Marcus Payton.


Out of those choices I will automatically eliminate choice number two, as that was meant to be the facetious answer, no offense to MJ even though that should be with offense since I haven't forgotten that whole Sumomo Bubba situation in DUBdosK. But that only leaves the options of people have a lot of faith in MP or not much in me. Whatever the reasoning, neither one of us is a clear cut favorite in this match, and even though I love being the underdog just to surprise people, I guess not being favored is almost as good. I'm not going to make some huge predictions and say I'm going to dominate this match or anything like that, but I am coming into this match with every intention of winning, just like Marcus Payton, and once its all said and done I hope to be 2-0 against ER.

*Xavier just looks into the camera for a few moments not saying anything*

Xavier Homicide: Okay, I'm not going to lie, I really never know how to end these promos. I have a catch phrase that I use at times, but even I find it corny sometimes. Plus a catchphrase doesn't really strike fear into the heart of an opponent like it did in the 90s, so I'm going to start doing something different. Instead of using a catchphrase to close out my promos, I'm just going to say any random thing that comes to mind.

*Xavier thinks for a moment then snaps his fingers and prepares to close out this promo*

Xavier Homicide: Drumroll please.

*All of a sudden there's a drumroll. The camera pans out to show the handyman do a drumroll on the door with his hands. Xavier looks at him confused like "WTF is he still doing here?" and the camera zooms back in on Xavier as he says:*

Xavier Homicide: I'm Ron Burgundy?

//Xavier just shrugs his shoulders as he walks off camera and the scene fades to black//


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From: MSN NicknameTheBigValbowskiSent: 12/11/2008 3:55 AM


RP Title: tell those little s-words that i will personally f-word them up[shockwave thread]
Enemies: Everyone.....just the way I like it
Accomplishments: PWT TITanium(current); PWT Backyard Champion(2)
TBC: ME
OOC: I finished my exam just in time to get something up, yay me



//The scene opens backstage in the "jobbers" group locker room where the is a game of poker going on between That One Guy 2, That OTher Guy, and Silicone Sally. Sally is winning but everyone thinks she's hifing five decks of cards between her breasts but even a search team couldn't find them if they are there. Xavier looks at his watch and ask to be dealt out of this game because he knows its promo time. Xavier steps outside of the locker room where the camera is already waiting for him.//

Xavier Homicide: Ladies and gentlemen, do you know what is the worst thing someone can do to another person......other than cause them physical harm without provaction.....or of course obviosuly killing them.

*Xavier waits for a second*

Xavier Homicide: The worst thing you can do to a person is pre-judge them. Prejudging someone is a sign of ignorance, because you are basically saying that you are a mindreader because you can know everything about them just by either looking at or seeing one thing that they done and now figuring out that you know their life story. I'll admit I've been guilty of a time or two, I'm human just like everyone else, I make mistakes, and I'm far from perfect. But there are a few people around here that have basically made it known that they aren't perfect either as of late by prejudging a few wrestlers here, the fans, as well as the company itself. Those people are The E.R.A. or should I say The Era. Comments have been coming out like us PWT wrestlers don't know about traditional wrestling and are a bunch of hardcore freaks along with out fans. And tonight I am here to prove them wrong.

Xavier Homicide: I know a lot of people were expecting me to just talk crap about Payton and the rest of ER until I couldn't think of anymore of insults but like I said before when it comes to this whole PWT vs ER situation, I only plan on getting really involved when I abosolutely need to. Don't get me wrong, everytime I step foot in this ring, I represent Professional Wrestling Today and no other company, group, or affiliation but at the same time I am stepping foot in this ring to represent myself as well and to further my career and I don't need all the distractions that come with one of these turf wars that seems to be taking place. If PWT ever needs me, they know where to find me but my career comes first. And speaking of my career, tonight I have the opportunity to defeat someone that has been dubbed the greatest wrestling mind in wrestling, Marcus Payton. Me and Marcus both have something in common. Whether we want to or not we are representing to different sides of a battle that is taking place right now. We both have people that are kind of depending on us to win in order to makes statements represent our sides. But once I step in the ring I'm looking to win, not just because I represent PWT, not just because there are people counting on me, but because I hate losing and I don't want to lose against anyone no matter what the stipulations are behind the match and no matter who is counting on me. I want to win for ME......and I feel that Marcus is the same way. Now I'll admit there's a part of me who wants to win for all the people Elite Republic have been disrespecting as of late by talking about the PWT Backyard Title. Guys like David Van Dam, Bobby Johnson..............

*Xavier pisses himself off remembering that he never ever beat Bobby J, despite the fact that they fought quite a few times*

Xavier Homicide: ......Javen, and as well as me. I held that PWT Backyard Championship title twice, and I was, am, and will forever be proud of being the Backyard Champion despite what anyone has to say about it.  I have proved that I can be hardcore, and if need be I will prove it again, but tonight isn't about being hardcore. Tonight is about getting back to the basics. And those basics are a good old fashion one on one match between myself and and Marcus. No weapons, no blood, just in ring talent. And despite my history of being in those violent non traditional matches, I have been known to handle myself quite fine in a regular match as well, as this PWT TITanium Championship title would prove. I'm coming in this match with every intention of winning for me, but I also want to prove a point to Elite Republic that we are more than just people who like hitting people over the head with a chair every now and then. Hell if you look over the history of PWT I'm sure you would find out that hardcore stuff is only a small part of this company's history....

*Xavier thinks for a moment*

Xavier Homicide: At least I hope I'm right in saying that, I've only been in PWT a year so I can't say that with 100% assurance, but I can 84.786% guarantee that hardcore is only a small part of the company's history. PWT doesn't let just anyone in this company....with the exception of me but that's a long story. I may have been a hardcore wrestler at one point but I can take on anyone put in front of me. And no matter whether my opponent is the superior in ring technician like I believe Marcus is in this match, I still usually find a way within the rules to win. I can't give any Muhammed Ali type guantees about this match such as the exact minute the fight will end, or how many times my opponent will be knocked down, or anything along those lines. The only thing that I can guarantee is that Marcus is in for the opposite of a cake walk. If you want to defeat me you have to damn near break me in half. And to quote Maya Angelou "And still I rise." You have no easy task in front of you just like I am sure that the same applies to you. I still have yet to see you wrestle Marcus, and even though Banch is often just blowing hot air, I don't think that he would hype you up so much just for you to fall flat on your face.....like he did for himself against me. Like I said before, every group usually has that one person that stands out.....The Nation of Domination had The Rock, The Police had Sting, and The Jackson 5 had Michael Jackson. And I believe that you could be the Elite Republic's Michael Jackson. But with that said, I don't plan on being your stepping stone tonight and I don't plan on just being walked over. You all have claimed that you deserve better treatment that you have been getting in PWT, well tonight is the night that you start proving whether you are right about that or whether you all are just another group of people banning together, constantly say "Look at me" repeatedly in order to get attention.

Xavier Homicide: Marcus, you may be apart of the enemy but right now I can say that I do respect you and I do look forward to facing you. Its people like you that keep me on my toes, and help me to remember to never get comfortable because there is always someone who is trying to take your spot away from you. Marcus, all that's really left to be said is good luck and no matter what the outcome of this match is, I have a feeling this won't be the last time we are in the ring together. Now if you'll excuse me, I got to win some money back from someone whose breasts cover up the entire poker table.....hell we're actually using her breasts as the table.

//Xavier laughs as he walks back into the room to try and win his money back as the scene fades to black.//