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From: MSN Nickname∞Everlasting�?/nobr>  (Original Message)Sent: 12/12/2008 10:07 PM

What's up Seifer? It's your trainer, Money Mayweather.
Tell them other wrestler's to hang their mother fuckin' boots up.
'Cause you the truth.
It's Round one.
Dedication, hard work, prayers and belief, and a good team.

[Bell Rings]

Back up on dat ass,
Back to put wrestlers on one knee like they bout to run the 100 meter dash,
Bow down to greatness, before i get pissed and run up in the stands like the Indiana Pacers,
Covered all my bases, straight, no chasers,
Diamonds on my belt look like my waist's full of glaciers,
Titanic flow, Titanic dough, women on my nuts like "Where da Titanic go?"
I been scourin' da earth, makin' my fans catch da holy ghost at my matches like ya grandma at church,
And the fat lady singin', it's ova for you wrestlers,
Cant none of yall bust your just sacs full of semen,
And I got da women screamin', and they could catch my balls on any given sunday like my name's Willy Beaman,
Or LL Cool, so if ya boyfriend thinks your loyal to his ass then he's a motherfuckin fool,
Got jewels on my pinky, jewels on my wrist
Iconic status and his nickname is Transcendent,
Bitch please, you messin wit some real V.P.'s,
Wit million dolla whips dat I ship from overseas,
Got a pocket full of G'z, and the inconvenient truth is that the ozone is back cuz Cross been smokin' all da trees,
The globe is warmin' up when he fire up the blunt,
And put it in the air like Evil Knievel stunts,
Wat you want from us? Jake's got pistols for da haters,
Ya fam will be in black like they playin' for da Raiders,
And ya style isn't favored, and DJ's they neva bring it back like when you go and borrow somethin' from ya neighbor,
Like a cup full of sugar, a rope full of salt,
The name of my car insurance is YO FUCKIN FAULT,
And if you holdin some belts, I'll call up my boys and have you stripped of ya medals like Marion Jones, nigga ...

[Bell Rings]

Champ you got it! Keep on movin, they ain't got nothin' on ya
And watch for the sneak, these boys they smile in your face and stab you right in the back (i know)
Breathe, take some water, this is money in the bank
They defeating themselves champ, (yea baby) you know what you can do (i know), you Seifer!
You lookin' good (yea), let's go! (aiight) Come on baby, hard work and dedication, you know what it is man, (aiight let's go)
Keep fightin'!

[ Bell Rings]

Back up on da scene, back to put a nail in these wrestlers' coffins I got the hammer in my jeans,
Call me Mr.Fixit, barrel stay hotter than a fresh batch of home-made buttermilk biscuits,
A-tisket, a-tasket, a custom-made casket,
Seifa leaves intruders stretched out like gymnastics,
And acrobatics I'm superstar status, the mouth of the South like gangsta grillz you bastards,
The international traveler, and you may not be much to me but I'm the shit world wide,
So put ya fist up, even the statue of liberty lit a flame for the way that I lit my wrist up,
You can't compete wit me, I got 'em stuck like I made a thousand wrestlers put shackles on they feet wit me,
And then I broke free, I'll let 'em loose when Bobby Brown and Whitney Houston become drug-free,
I'm the baddest mother shut it like Shaft was, leavin' wrestlers wit headaches like bad drugs,
They shoulda warned ya, you got defeated by the HEAT but, ehhh, we'll just say we Alonzo Mourn'd ya,
So Cater coroner, I'll show up to yo funeral with a hurricane like I'm fresh outta Florida,
Call me the Cane thing, yall headed in the wrong direction like you hit the subway and caught the wrong train,
So don't fuck wit it, I'm sendin' lyrical bullets right at ya dome fuck niggaz betta duck wit it,
Or else you stuck wit it,
You'll get stalked so bad you'll leava da scene thinkin eight Young Buck's did it,
But not in Cashville, you lost yo feelin' like comin down off X chasin' effects of yo last pill,
You fuckin Daffy Dill, You's a Daffy Duck,
And I'm the undefeated champ, yall niggas suck!

[ Bell Rings]

Hahaha, I told these mutha fuckaz can't fuck with me man. I'm the best of the best
The head honcho, the el ombre-intocombly man
You know what the business is, they can't fuck with me man, you know what my lifestyle is
Man you know what I do, they can't fuck with me man
What, half a decade? What? I'll go five more they can't fuck with me man
Life style you know what it is, gettin titles man, let's go
(YEAH BABY, YEAAAAAH)
I'm The Champ!
Undisputed!
WHAT?!

Once upon a time there was this totally seiftastic wrestler named Seifer, one of the damn best in the world today, and the facts are clearly evident to back him up. However one year came when things weren't as hot as they used to be. Seifer was still awing fans and winning 99.8% of the time of course, still putting on and winning match of the year matches like usual, still reigning as a champion like only he has since September of 2004 with at least one active championship in a respected federation no doubt, but there was one thing the year of 2008 hadn't brought him and that was a Heavyweight Championship. Seifer had won countless of those, literally, we're talking quite a bit, most of which have come in the top elite federations spanning the Forum, HTML, and MSN circuits too, not just rinky dink federations open less than three months. And yet, he hadn't even challenged for one in 2008, he was busy doing other things, proving that he can still be considered the best without actually having the top prize around his waist.

But then it donned on him when MSN decided to close its doors, doing so wasn't Seifer. Seifer wasn't a guy who knew he was the best and left it at that, he wasn't even satisfied with others considering him the best and left it at that. Seifer wanted the gold, he wanted the heavyweight championship around his waist because he's a titleholic, he's a championship magnet and the force of the title coming towards him was something he didn't want to push back any longer. So he decided it was time to let it in and what do you know? In a matter of three weeks Seifer captured not just one heavyweight championship in the PWT Championship, but two as he recently defeated Deus for the FWA World Heavyweight Championship to become their last champion ever. AWESOME HUH?!

It's safe to say that Seifer's back being... well, Seifer.



The following takes place in the afternoon before Shockwave.

The scene opens at an upscale kicking lounge where inside sitting at a table in the corner is two men, one is a lot taller and one is a lot blacker. One's got golden hair like a lion named Aslan, the other has a near bald head. One is a champion, the other is a champion. One has averaged two losses a year for the past three years and almost twenty times as many wins, the other is undefeated in his career. One goes by the nickname "The Transcendent" because he transcends all others, including the business itself, the other goes by the nickname "Money" because he makes that paper yo!

"Give it up boy for the Undisputed PWT Champion!"

Seifer has his feet kicked up on the leather U shaped couch and is sipping away at a Heineken, the company he became a spokesperson and sprung a movement for nearly some three years ago, among other companies he represents. Floyd Mayweather is his counter part drinking beer from a pitcher knowing that it'll knock his skinny ass on his ass when he's finished. The two of them are trading stories of great boxers and wrestlers alike that they've defeated over the years as a couple of chicks hang over their shoulders drinking some fancy chick drinks like Appletini's and Cosmo's.

"I told them I'd do it. Hell I been saying it since I came back, I'd become PWT's first heavyweight champion of the third era and by god I dun done it! I don't even feel bad for Drew either, I told him all along I was going to do whatever it took to get the job done, he said the same thing but all I heard was talk, talk, talk, at the end of the night you saw I got it done and nearly completed the re-formation of the Horsemen."

"I gotta ask you about that man, why the IV Horsemen?"

"You don't have to ask me, you already know! You're only asking me cause the cameras are rolling even though we're pretending they aren't and there have been a bunch of new comers lately so I figured it's better to inform them now rather than have to deal with their idiocy later in questioning why we're using such an unoriginal name."

"Hit it right on the head."

"A former friend of mine and I got the blessings of Ric Flair to reform the Horsemen a few years back, we did and it rocked the socks off, winning Stable of the Year in another federation. Time came and went and when PWT re-opened for the second time some of my friends and I thought it'd be cool to bring back the Horsemen. We'd already had successful, creative, and original stables so why not let the Horsemen have one more ride of glory on MSN, and so Flair blessed this one too and there you have it, the Kings of MSN currently are the IV Horsemen."

"There's only three of you!"

Seifer only laughs as he picks up his beer.

"For now."

And drinks it.

The pretty hot waitress comes by and brings them some more drinks as some more of Floyd's friends make their way over, making the table quite a party now as there were plenty of girls to go around.

"Yo man, these are some of my homey's."

They introduce temselves as Seifer stands up and does the same.

"Seify Crane. Seify Crane."

He sits back down with his title resting on his lap and the socializing continues for a bit until...

"THE CHAMP IS HERE!"

The sounds of Jadakiss is heard coming from Seifer's jacket pocket as he answers his phone.

"You're on with Seify Crane, champion of the professional wrestling world you got five seconds to state your name and your case before I send you an electronic wave through the phone that'll shatter your ear drums."

"FUCKA!"

"What's poppin Cross!"

"Get your ass over here man, we got business to take care of."

"Oh yeah, I was hoping you'd forget about that."

"Nonsense, we're the Horsemen, we gotta be nice to our peers!"

"Good point. Hang on a second." He leans over to Floyd.
"Money, you mind if I borrow your gloves? I'm doing a little stint tonight, I'll keep 'em in good condition."

"For sho, you know its cool champ."

"Alright Cross, ima catch you in like twenty."

"MOOOO - SHUT UP ALREADY!"

"..."

"He's a little *mad*."

"I'LL BET!"

"Meet me at the arena, we'll do the hype then go from there."

"GOTCHA."

Click. Seifer finishes up his beer and stands up, announcing his departures.

"On that note I'm gonna jet. Floyd it's always a pleasure, good to meet you fellas; and ladies, Seify Crane - names on the belt."

He shows everyone the PWT Championship with his name on it and smirks. Pats on the shoulder and back as he leaves and walks out of the lounge with the swagger like a Hurricane.

The scene flashes forward to the Angel Arena's back packing lot by the arena itself where the roar of Seifer's metallic green Lamborghini Revention speeds into the front and Seifer gets out, looking her up as he heads up and over to the doors to where security held their clipboards.

"Seify Crane, names on the belt."

Forget an ID card, Seifer just holds up his belt and bam he's in, it helps that he's freaking Seifer and everyone knows him anyways. Seifer makes it around to hallways where he runs into Cross and towering 11 ft. 2 KKK dressed dude trying to fight Cross.

"What the..."

"Apparently this KKK guy hates tall people too."

"HE'S ELEVEN FEET TALL!"

"Actually..."

Cross nods and Seifer picks up on the idea as they both grab nearby chairs and slam it into two different parts of this KKK tree and the sheets come off as about four midgets fall out from under it.

"No wonder they're being tallists."

"Throw 'em around some?"

"SURE!"

They grab the midgets and begin tossing them from both sides of the hallway walls as the little midgets yell and scream their displeasure. Cross takes out a table and sets two on them as Seifer and Cross both take another midget and do a double powerbomb onto the two already on the table, shattering it and dusting their shoulders off.

"That always adds entertainment value."

"Not that we need it, I think tonight's going to be insane when you introduce the fourth and final Horsemen."

Cross: Let's go do something productive. If I wanted to see a midget get slapped around I'd go watch a Drew Stevenson match.
 
Seifer: Where's Jake?! He's always gone!
 
Cross shrugs as he and Seifer both walk off down the hall.
 
Cross: I'm thirsty.
 
They pass by a big cooler where we see Those three guys grabbing water bottles out of the ice. Cross smacks two of their heads together and catches a water bottle as it flips up into the air.
 
Seifer: Woop woop woop...and you missed one.
 
Cross: I only got two hands, there's three of them.
 
The third guy just looks on, scared of what might happen, instead Seifer pats him on the head.
 
Seifer: It's your lucky day, kid.
 
The two Horsemen walk off.
 
Seifer: Just kidding.
 
BLOOD SPILLER!!!!
 
The third guy flies back cracking his back into the wall, sliding down to a seated position. The two continue walking down the halls. Seifer starts putting on the boxing gloves, punching out random people passing them by causing everyone else to step way off to the side avoiding them at all costs.
 
Cross: You hear Matlock's back?
 
Seifer: LAME!
 
Cross: Speaking of lame, what's going on with all the grammar grinders around here lately?
 
Seifer: Dyslexia much?
 
Cross: Well as long as you don't go and make out with any more of them I guess it's cool.
 
Seifer: [mad]
 
Cross: This is ridiculous. I mean look at all the bullshit going on around here. You got these chumps.
 
Cross points down the hall where we see the Elite Republic standing around discussing whatever.
 
Cross: These chumps thinking they got some hostile takeover plan going on, pfft. This ain't the PWT that crumbled to my invasion. This is the PWT with the Horsemen riding down the halls saying what's what.
 
Seifer: Seizling all over the place.
 
Cross: And what's worse is we got people like Javen as our representation to fight off the scary invaders. What's even worse is these jokers went out and targeted the weakest of the pack and wouldn't step up to us if their life depended on it. Shit, I mean Jake went up and made em all look like fools and what happened? Not a thing. Only thing good about that match is Summer.
 
Cross smacks a random girl on the ass.
 
Cross: WAAAPAAAAHHHHH!!!!!
 
She blushes.
 
Seifer: So what are we gonna do bout this?! Seify Crane don't put up with no nonsense!
 
Cross: Well. We're gonna save that for Shockwave. This is just to let somebody know that somebody else is gonna ruin somebody's day and Drew Stevenson is gonna get beat up for it.
 
BOOM!! BLOOD SPILLER TO THE DOOR!!! Four Horsemen locker room door is busted wide open and we see someone standing in the locker room. Face is blurred out. Stomach is blurred out. Leg's are blurred out. Nice tits though with IV Horsemen on 'em. WHO IT BE!?
 
Cross: HONEY WE'RE HOME!!
 
FAAAAAAAAAAAADE!


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