Mark- To start, I will defend Summer against certain accusations you threw at her for the match. You don't get how she's good because you think she's untalented.. Well that was your first mistake. Summer's talent isn't in the same place as everybody seems to think it should be. You might be a rookie to PWT but I know you've been in the game for a long time, otherwise they wouldn't have signed you.

Unless you were Seifer. They'd sign Seifer even if he hadn't learned to tie his shoes yet.

Mark- So with that assumption, you know that if any competitor is going to win in the ring, then they have to play their game. Everybody has their own strengths and weaknesses, and if they don't let their strengths come into play their about as f*cked as a snickers in Akmed's line of vision.

For the record, Marcus takes shots at people that aren't here all the time! Just ask DVD.

Mark- So when that unknown source said Summer was good, it wasn't lying to you. Summer's fantastic at playing to her strengths. The most prominent of these strengths include being one relentless witch-on-a-beach. She basically embodies the definition of persistant which? yeah, can definately get annoying but when she's on your team there's no way you're going to complain.

It worked for Rocky Balboa..

Mark- The main thing I want to point out on what you said about Javen is... now forgive me for saying this but I'm trying to make more than one important point here... but you said something like "I don't understand why Javen thinks he can win this match after he lost to the best member of our team."

Think about it.

Mark- That prooooves... What? Exactly? He lost to what you claim to be the "best member" of your team -and we'll roll with that- and because of that he has no chance to beat.. a.. lesser member?

Marcus folds his hands together and searches for the appropriate words.

Mark- I feel the dire need to blame it on you being from Scotland or something, but I used to get a lot of similar heat for growing up in Florida, so I won't go that way. So something else to blame it on...

Marcus rocks back and forth, looking at the ceiling. Did I mention he's in front of the Wall of Marcus? It's so perdy this time of year..

Mark- At any rate, the point is that, while in PWT, you learn fast: watch what you say. You can mean well, but if you don't deliver it well you'll look Cross without a middle finger.

That's french for a cigarette.

Mark- What you really want to watch out for is saying things that like in succession. You do it enough times non-specific employees of a particular wrestling federation will start to suspect something a little less than complementary.

I was just joking, but seriously..

Mark- Just in case you don't pick up on what I'm trying to say, I'll spell it out for you: they'll start calling you a dumbass. Now obviously this would be a very unfortunate word to have an affiliation with, because not only does it play such a huge role in what we do for a living, but it's also a major threat to the ever-so important ego that superstars these days just would not be able to function without.

Consider it a fair warning. If self-proclaimed "mainstream" msn wrestling were an ocean, it wouldn't be "there's always a bigger fish", it would be "there's always a bigger shark." There's a good collection that have a particularly keen nose for blood and have a particularly large appetitie.
You've left your pond, Skipper.
I like it! From now on, Lionboy's name is Skipper.

Mark- Check! Skipper it is. However the main and major crime you committed was when you called me predictable. Honestly? The Marcus of Johnson? The Mojo of Jojo? The only reason I'm even considered as "famed" as the card booker refers to is because I'm not predictable. I don't have the best record in the world, and I'm ok with that. I'm not the biggest and strongest guy in the sport, though I do well for myself. I'm not the fastest little bugger on the planet, but what I got comes in handy. I'm not famed for being the most dominant presence to ever grace the squared circle, I'm famed because from start to finish.. my career has been highlighted with controversy. I'd be more than happy to tell you every single little thing I've ever pulled that made people turn their heads, but I'll just give you example that started it all.

And yeah, he's really bragging about this...

Mark- I came into PWT running my mouth thinking I was hott sh*t.. a lot like you're doing!.. and I got my face smashed in week after week. After probably the most impressive losing streak PWT has ever seen, I challenged and defeated the PWT Heavyweigh Champion at the time, Nic E Dangerously.
Don't be confused, I'm not bragging about the fact that I beat Neddy. Tons of people here would be quick to downplay that achievement, so I think it's important to point out that's not what's important here -although I do want to say that Neddy is, like him or not, one of the most all time best performers in wrestling history- but it's the events that ensued afterwards...
I was crowned, I had the Heavyweight title in my hands, people were having shock spasms and Wallstreet was gasing up a storm.. and before anybody could muster up the air to spew out the words "What in the living tennis shoes on a tree just happened?!" PWT management comes out and says, "Yeeeah... uhm *ehem*. Just kidding? Heheh..."

Marcus sits back with a satisfied look like he's just explained in undisputable evidence that he should be the ruler of the world.
Dare to dream?

Mark- What does that say about my chances in the ring against you? Nothing. I'm considered an old-timer in these parts, I don't really have to go too far out of my way to reassure people that their money's in the right place.. but what it does show -and bear in mind this is a passive example- is that the Marcus of Johnson is NOT PREDICTABLE!!

I can give you a list of people to ask, and they'll all tell you the same thing. Frick! Even go to Mikah, she's had one or two run-ins with the dude!

Mark- I'm not a Damien Collins type where all I need to do is smile and people go nuts. I'm not a Jacob Mitchell type where I do everything in my power to kill somebody without actually taking their life away to get people to pay attention to me. I'm not a Christian Michaels where I over come rediculous odds just to be victimized by the very people I was so noblly fighting for, I'm not even a NovaCaine where I grab people's attention by being theatrically unappropriate. I'm am... Well?

Marcus moves out of the way so the camera can get a good look at the Wall of Marcus. For those who are know, didn't know, or didn't care until they randomly decided during this promo that they wanted to pay attention to what came out of Marcus's mouth: the Wall of Marcus is covered in anything that's complimentary towards Marcus and a random ginormous "GO 'BOYS" mark that CM was so kind to put in huge flamboyant letters.
And it's made out of cardboard, so it's not worth your time wrecking it. Unless you're Matlock, but we don't usually count him.

Mark- You wanna get me on something, you're going to have to be one creative sumwitch-on-a-beach. So this was the gentle introduction. It's up to you to decide how messy you want to get this.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Dammit! I hate those lines...
One-fingered salute, salut!
That's french for Cross's signature move