KERSPLUSH!!
The Devastatingly Duo EXPLODE into the scene with EXTREME EXPLOSIONS!!

Sam T. Devastatingly: Hey Fred!
Fred U. Devastatingly: Hey Sam!
STD: It's our first time in PWT!
FUD: Yes it is!
STD: I'm so STOKED to LAY THE WOOD!
FUD: Wood!
STD: We're gonna be BEASTS!!
FUD: Beasts!
STD: We'll reign over PWT like KINGS!
FUD: Kings!
STD: We're gonna grab people by their eye balls, then shove them down to meet their other balls!
FUD: Balls!

Sam and Fred Devastatingly see a stagehand and SMASH A 3X4 OVER HIS HEAD!!
KABLAMMY!!

STD: Chris Angle is DEAD!
FUD: Dead!
STD: We're gonna kill him! Then we're gonna mutilate his body till he DIES!
FUD: Dies!

The Devestatingly Duo smashes each other in the head and runs off SCREAMING!!!
AAAAAHHHH!!!