[ Seify comes out first and the fans go apeshit for him. And its only natural because well he's Seifer, the Heavyweight champ, and....well the first two pretty much cover it. Then we have Jerry Lawler at the arena by way of a teleporter, kindly provided by Seif. If you're wondering how we still were allowed Lawler, Summerslam is currently showcasing one of the Smackdown matches. [ No return of Bob Fecca yet, but it wasn't expected. Anyways the bell sounds and this match is underway. Eddie calls the action on his own and is very pro-Seif. Some may remember that over the last couple years Eddie has had issues with Lawler. [ Whatever happens in the Ultimate Execution style match happens. In the end The Seifmadness proclaims victory and the masses are satisfied. Meanwhile Lawler is taken to the back, steps on the teleporter, and gets back to Summer Slam. He'll never forgive us for sending him back to that crapfest. Dah well. YaY Seif! [ Eddie mentions hoping that he'll have Bob back after the next commercial. But instead of a commercial we.... [The scene opens with the camera coming to a nondescript dressing room door. The door opens and the camera goes in and we see Dante and Nikki sitting on a small couch .. a loveseat as it were, 2 cushions .. Dante on the left wearing a pair of dark green cargo shorts and a black t-shirt that reads �?STRONG>Team DOA�?and Nikki is in a purple summer dress, accenting the new red tint to her hair. Dante has a remote in his hand and it seems he’s been browsing some of the promos done this week. “You know, I can’t figure what is worse, waiting to see who my first match will be against or watching some of these people around here that are supposed Champions. I’ve been hanging back and doing my research, as I always do and deciding what’s going to be our first move in this company.�?/FONT> Nikki smiles. “So what you’re saying is that we’re going to pick a fight!�?/FONT> “Exactly my dear. So I’ve been watching the promos and doing my homework and I’ve got a few *contenders* here ready to show ya.�?/FONT> “Sweet, do I get popcorn?�?/FONT> [Dante reaches off camera and comes back with a big ol�?bowl of popcorn and plops it on Nikki’s lap. “Alright, I’m ready!�?/FONT> [Dante presses ‘play�?on the remote and the monitor starts up .. “First off is the Backyard Champion Marcus Johnson. Now, I don’t even want his god damn Title but I saw his promo where he came out and babbled on for a while about how he was carrying the show and bringing in the ratings and not Seifer ..�?/FONT> “Sounds familiar ..�?/FONT> “Pfffft. He does make a valid point about Seifer fighting Jerry ‘The King of Divorces�?Lawler. Nobody wants to see him smack around an old man except lame ass ‘marks�?and what the fuck do they matter?�?/FONT> “They make up the majority of wrestling revenue ..�?/FONT> �?. Are you going to do this the whole time?�?/FONT> “I think so, it’s kinda fun to bug you.�?/FONT> “Moving on, I like guys like Marcus, their blindingly ignorant ego normally keeps them fooled about their actually chances of beating someone like me until it’s too late and they’re tapping out. It isn’t until about 5 minutes into the match they realize ‘oh shit, this guy is better then me.�?If even half the list of people he named off that he’s beaten is true, then maybe Mr. ‘I’m the biggest thing in PWT today�?needs to be paid a visit.�?/FONT> “Reality check!�?/FONT> �?FONT color=#cc0000>Next on the ol�?hit-list ..�?he clicks the remote again. “Jessica Jones, the PWT People’s Champion, hmmm, I think I like the sound of that, lemme say it again .. ‘The People’s Champion�?ya that’s so me!�?/FONT> “Too bad the ‘People�?hate you.�?/FONT> Dante waves his hand dismissingly. “They don’t even know what they want. The ‘People�?should be honored to have me as their Champion. I watched some of her promos and really, I didn’t see anything so scary. She’s ok but certainly a a big fat *W* if that time should come ..�?/FONT> “I thought you weren’t walking in here and demanding Title shots?�?/FONT> “I wouldn’t be demanding anything. If I happen to chose someone with a Title, I’ll just kick the shit out of them everywhere they go until they go to Management and they DEMAND a non-Title match against me. I’ll own them in typical fashion and then I’ll have to be recognized as a contender for that Title and then I slip in the back door at the next Title match and steal the Title right out from under them. Simple mathematics my dear.�?/FONT> “Has anyone told you that you’re an evil genius?�?/FONT> “Ya but never in the good way.�?/FONT> “Who’s next?�?/FONT> “Drew Stevenson seems to be a somebody around here and I heard he’s the BUDVision Champ back in Corpsy-Town so his stock is already up there a little. Again, don’t really care about the Title but it’s certainly a way to get noticed. All though I don’t really relish the idea of starting a war with Drew, I’d more likely try to get him to join the winning team ..�?/FONT> [He *adjusts* his T-shirt with the ‘Team DOA�?logo on it. “Very slick there baby ..�?/FONT> “You see how I did that? It’s called body language. So I’d have to say that Drew is on the ‘maybe�?list. Next on the list is always a personal favorite of mine ..�?/FONT> “I think I can guess this one ..�?/FONT> “Ok, go ahead.�?/FONT> “Georgia James?�?/FONT> “You are a perceptive woman, I’ll give you that. Yes, it seems that Miss James and I are at an impasse. She has that .. umm .. win over me and I have the Last Blood match win over her .. but that only leaves us at 1 and 1 .. there’s got to be a third match. Factor in that she’s one half of the Tag Team Champions with El Highlander and I think dating him or something, I can’t keep track of the ‘poon that Seify scores on a regular basis, I’d have to hire someone full time. I’d be more then happy to face off one more time against the ‘Glorified Goddess�?.. I love that she uses the word ‘Glorified�?and doesn’t even realize its negative connotation. Typical southern hayseed. Check that girl for a GED please ..�?/FONT> Nikki is mocking now “Be nice, she’s a former PWT Heavyweight Champion around here.�?/FONT> “All the better that I have a legitimate Title win over her. PWT is going to find out right fast just how I operate and take care of my business. I’ve been called one of the most ‘opportunistic�?men in wrestling, that when I see daylight, I run with it and almost magically end up on top.�?/FONT> “You do seem to have a Midas touch.�?/FONT> Dante shrugs mockingly. “What can I say? I’m awesome.�?/FONT> “Now let me guess, this all ends with Seifer right?�?/FONT> [Dante is quiet for a few moments, carefully choosing his words. “No, Seifer isn’t even of the radar until he puts himself there. As much as it pains me to say it, this is Seifer’s dance. I’m not going to walk in run a program against the Champ around here. PWT management has no reason to believe that I’m here for the long haul and I have to prove that to them. It was different when Seifer was coming back to the Domain, he had a history there and more importantly, *we* had a history there, that’s not the case in PWT. All I can hope for it that when the time comes when someday, PWT is looking around in disbelief at the fact that somehow, I am the #1 contender .. and Seifer is still there, holding the strap. I’m sure we might have a match or two before then but to be honest, I’d rather not. I want him to know that someday down the line, far down the line, I’m going to be coming for him and I’m going to take what he loves away from him .. the Title and the spotlight. He’s just about the only one in this industry that knows what I am truly capable of in the ring, to what level I can bring it. We’ll have that 3rd match .. and the heavens will crumble in our wake.�?/FONT> [Nikki reaches off camera and pulls back the BUD World Heavyweight Championship. She holds it up to the light, examining the faceplate. “So, what’s going on with this?�?/FONT> Dante shrugs. “I’m still waiting for someone in the Domain to make a decision. All I can do it wait while the scramble around and try and figure out who is going to get their ass kicked by me. I’m all about ‘doing the honors�?but the motherfucker has to beat me. For now, Ijust got to figure out who’s gonna get a lil taste of the ultra-violence first, that’s the great thing about a new Federation .. so many new people to beat!�?/FONT> “Amen.�?/FONT> [Dante grabs a handful of popcorn and we fade out |