[ The cameras return ringside as we witness the awesome entrances of both Seifer and Damien Collins! The two former PWT Champs are in the ring and lock horns, or arms anyways as they get in the classic collar elbow tie up. Both of them are struggling for the upper hand and it appears as if the taller DC has it! He pushes Seifer into the ropes and holds him there as the ref tells him to back off with Seif’s head inbetween the ropes. He does so and Seifer comes back into the ring, rushing towards and ends up sailing past Damien as he side steps him and throws him to the other turnbuckle using his own momentum. DC then charges forward but Seifer meets his advances with an elbow block before jumping up and going for an RKO! Fecca: THAT’S DC’S MOVE! [ But DC knows his Drop and pushes Seifer and sends him over the top rope and down to the outside! Styles: He just went flying man! [ Damien takes a couple moments to strike a pose for the fans before sliding to the outside and takes Seifer who is just starting to get up and throws him into the steel ringpost! Seifer’s shoulder goes bouncing off of it as he falls to the guardrail. Damien charges him but Seifer steps aside and lifts DC up, slamming his torso onto the barricade. From there Seifer begins to pound on the back of DC, after a couple seconds he climbs up onto the ring apron and jumps off, sending a heel right to the back of Collins head as he crumples onto the mat below. Seifer isn’t wasting anytime as he lifts DC up and drags him over to the announce table and slams his head off of it. Smirking and yelling at DC as the crowd get into it. Styles: Why’d you bring him over here?! Fecca: I thought you wanted their autographs? Styles: Not during the damn match! Don’t knock my water over!! [ After Seifer drills DC’s head a second time he grabs Eddie’s unopened water and takes a long swig before spitting it in the face of Damien and then dumping the rest on his head and face as he tosses the cap and bottle to Eddie and tries to bring Damien back in the ring but DC has other ideas and kicks Seifer in the gut before slamming Seif’s head into the announce table a couple of times. Before he can get a third Seifer starts stumbling away from the tables as DC follows in pursuit. Fecca: How about that? Hate Seifer for taking your water? [ Eddie is holding the empty water bottle. Styles: You kiddin�?me? Do you know how much I can get on eBay for this?! Fecca: You always seem to amaze me Eddie. Styles: Why thank you. [ DC grabs a marker from his invisible pocket and grabs Eddie's hat and signs it. Before heading back to where Seifer was. Styles: YES! I'M GONNA BE RIIIICH BITCH! [ On the left side of the ring we find our two favorite wrestlers as they battle one another in this clash of former champs. DC has the upper hand as he’s taking it to Seifer, drilling rights and lefts into his chest before he rolls Seif back in the ring and follows suit. Seifer is stumbling as he starts to get up and DC is behind him, waiting. As soon as Seifer turns around he leaps into the air and delivers a picture perfect dropkick that sends Seifer back to the ground! Fecca: What perfection! Chamillionaire: Picture perfect nigga, you should take a photograph! Fecca: But he already did the move�?/FONT> Chamillionaire: Do you know who I am?! Styles: CHAMILLITARY MAYNE! Chamillionaire: JEA! Fecca: Word up dawg! [ Cham slaps Bob in the head and disappears back into the crowd as Eddie just shakes his head at how white boyish Fecca just showed he was. Meanwhile in the ring we’ve got some more rockin�?solid, action going on as Damien is still taking it to Seifer. So much so that he’s got him rolling with some suplexes and bridges one of them as the ref slides to the mat and counts. ONE�? TWO�? KICKOUT! [ DC grabs Seifer and slams the back of his head into the mat a couple times before getting up and calling for Seifer to get up as well. Seifer does, slowly and he turns around as DC goes for the DC Drop but Seifer pushes him away, causing him to nearly fall but DC grabs the ropes inside the ring and stands up, turning around he goes after Seifer but Seif falls to the side and drop toe holds Collins. From there The Seifmadness surges forward and delivers a couple hard knees to the side of Damien as he grabs the left arm and begins to arch it back. Damien uses his veteran experience to sense danger and is able to quickly slide his body to the ropes just as Seifer is arching back his arm/shoulder. Before Seifer can do any damage he’s told to back off. Fecca: Quick thinking by Damien. [ Seifer does back off, and then pulls out a glock and blows the ref’s head off before blowing the smoke off his heat and sticking it back in his pants. Fecca: WTF?!?! [ As DC looks up with wide eyes Seifer shrugs and uses this moment to his advantage as he grabs Damien and pushes him up against the ropes and Irish whips him out across the ring and goes for a clothesline but Damien ducks and stops�?only so does Seifer so as DC turns around he hits him with a spinning heel kick. Seifer then grabs DC with a front face lock and picks him up, turning it into a snap suplex. Seifer goes down for a cover. ONE�? TWO�? KICKOUT!! Fecca: Where’d he come from?! Styles: Well the other ref’s body disappeared, so a new one ran down. Fecca: Oh�?/FONT> [ Back in the ring Seifer isn’t pleased DC kicked out, he yells at the ref telling him it was a three. The ref says it was only two so he takes out his glock and blows his head off. Fecca: FFS! [ Seifer picks Damien up and goes for another suplex but Damien drops behind Seifer and locks him in a standing cobra clutch as he tires to battle Seifer and bring him to the ground. In his right hand is still that glock as he begins to fade. The referee holds up his left hand and then drops it "ONE!" He does it a second time�?"TWO!" Finally he does it a third time�?BANG! The ref goes limp as Damien lets go of the hold. Fecca: This�?is getting ridiculous. Styles: YOUR FACE IS RIDICULOUS! [ Damien kicks the gun away from Seifer and tells him to stop. Seifer obliges and then low blows Damien before the ref disappeared so no one caught it. Damien goes down as Seifer goes for the pin noticing the ref disappearing. Another one appears and begins a count. ONE�? TWO�? [ Seifer has no choice but to hold up his hands as the ref had prior knowledge of the shenanigans Seifer had been doing and now holds Seif’s gun on him. Seifer looks scared�?as he gets up and the ref’s hand is shaking as he tells him he’s got to stop. Seifer, fast as lightning, Jackie Chan’s the gun and has it on him and then begins to dance around like Chris Tucker as the gun accidentally goes off and hit’s the ref in the chest as he falls to the ground. Seifer tosses the gun outside. Styles: That wasn’t his fault that time. Fecca: Of course not�?/FONT> [ As Seifer is turning back into the ring DC is now back up and jumps forward, grabbing Seif’s head and drives him into the mat with a DC DROP!!! Fecca: DC DROP! AND THE NEW REF IS HERE!! ONE�? TWO�? KAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!! An explosion is seen in the ring as we see DC diving through the ropes to the outside. Meanwhile in the ring the new ref was blown to smithereens and Seifer is lying there, as good as dead and all blackened. Fecca: OH MAH GAWD! [ We look at the replay on the PWTron and see that as the three was about to go down Seifer tossed a small bomb at the ref and detonated it before it could happen, DC saw he was up to something and dove out before he got hit with anything, so he was fine. Only the ref and Seif got hit by the explosion. Styles: But Seifer’s immortal! [ INDEED! Because Seifer kips up as the crowd EXPLODES�?only figuratively though. DC is back in the ring now as the smoke clears but what he doesn’t catch is the SPEAR on DC to the outside! Fecca: What a match this is! Styles: Unrealistic as hell, but guess what? THIS IS WHY HE’S KING SEIFMADNESS! He does what he wants! [ DC and Seifer are now brawling on the outside before they finally get up and begin to trade blows, back and forth, back and forth. DC drives a knee to Seifer’s gut and then throws him into the ring as he jumps in as well and grabs Seifer’s head and drops him with a bulldog. From there DC waits for Seifer to start getting up and when he does he charges at him and slams his foot into Seifer’s head�?but Seif blocks it! As he holds DC’s foot and stands up, trying to force him down Damien spins around and catches Seifer with his other foot in the head. Seifer falls as Damien begins to ascend to the top rope. He soars off the top rope and drops a leg drop right on Seifer’s chest as he places an arm over him. ONE�? TWO�? THKICKOUT! Damien just shakes his head and picks Seifer up but Seif slaps his arms to the side and drops DC with an atomic drop and then BLOOD SPILLER! Seifer falls on him and hooks a leg. ONE�? TWO�? THREE!! Sabrina: Here is your winner�?SEIFER! [ The bell rings as Seifer gets up and throws his arms out to the side as "Can’t Be Touched" hits over the PA. Fecca: Solid match, insane, but solid. DC had a few near falls there, showing little ring rust. I think whatever they discussed worked, the fans are giving them a solid reaction. Looks like DC though coming up short tonight will be able to get on a roll. Styles: Now if all the people who need realism in their lives will just pretend that the normal stuff that happens during regular matches with big name stars happened during the video game destruction stuff and ignore what I’m saying right now, everything will be A-OKAY. Fecca: OTAY! [ Gotta be a Daily Show fan for that one. DC is up now as he and Seifer shake hands as we fade to commercial. During commercial we see them pose for some pictures and then sign autographs for the fans cause they’re both uber kewl like that. CHEA! ] *COMEMRCIAL BREAK* |