[ Nosferatu quickly backs up to the other side and a thick, red liquid falls from above them and lands on Elizabeth. It looks like blood and she panics. She backs into the corner in pure terror over the fact that she has been covered in blood. She sits down in the corner and flinches back as Nosferatu approaches her. He kneels down and gets in her face and smirks.

[ Nosferatu gets out of her face and starts walking in the other direction. He stops though and turns back around. He walks back over to the cornered woman and kneels down again. He runs his finger down the side of her face and collects some blood. Then, he licks it off and chuckles.

[ Nosferatu laughs and stands up. He throws the mic out of the ring and starts to walk away as if he is going to leave. The look of terror on Elizabeth’s face turns to anger as she stands up and starts charging toward Nosferatu. He obviously senses this as he turns around and takes her to the mat with his spear.

[ Nosferatu looks out of the ring and yells to the time keeper to ring the bell. The match is scheduled and Elizabeth technically is his opponent, so what other choice does he have? He rings it.

[ Nosferatu picks up the already only semi-conscious Elizabeth and hooks her by the head. He lifts her straight up into the air, then falls back for his Graverobber DDT. He points at the referee and goes for the cover.

Sabrina: Here is your winner, Noooosferatu!

*COMMERCIAL BREAK*

Brandon Marks - Come on lick it you know you want to

Javen - I dont want to lick it Brandon.

Brandon Marks - Ok then I least give it a good suck. Come on know one has to know that you like it. Just give it two solid sucks and I will leave you alone promise.

Javen - If I give it a good suck you will leave me alone?

Brandon Marks - Swear as long as its a good one and not half ass like last time.

Javen - You're right Brandon it does have a chewy center.

Brandon Marks - What did I tell you, the t shirt dont lie my friend.

[ The camera fades to the back where we see a large figure standing in the shadows. He breathes in deeply, stands up straight and than releases his breathe before speaking.

[ We fade to ringside for the next match.

[ The heap that use to be a beautiful black Malibu is surrounded by people snickering and pointing.

Fecca" If you are just joining us that twisted piece of metal out there use to be what we believe is Dante Cross' car. I understand people are now searching the building for Dante to tell him what happened and I can say that when he does find out, NovaCaine will be a dead man walking"

Styles"He shouldn't stroll in and out of here like he is something important and be stealing people's parking spots. You know what’s the funniest part of this though? Dante has been crying for weeks now whenever he does appear that P.W.T is trying to bury him and isn't it fitting that Nova hit his car with a truck called the Grave Digger...AHAHAHA"

Fecca" You and Nova both need some serious help"

[ Outside we hear a scream that sounds like someone just put a cat in a blender and everyone turns in the direction of it when the scream is followed by a crying.

"MY CAR!!!"

[ There is murmur of laughter as the man comes charging through the crowd and runs up to his baby throwing himself on what is left of the hood.

Fecca" That’s not Dante"

Styles" Well this sucks, but its still funny"

[ Out in the lot PhillipTracker lays on his car sobbing like a little girl. "I wanted to be just like my idol and now its ruined...RUINED!!! "

Fecca" So Tracker bought the exact car to be like Dante?"

Styles" Geesh that’s pathetic"

[ The show goes to a commercial with Tracker throwing a major kicking and screaming tantrum on top of the car..

Fecca "We will be right back folks with the main event"

 Fecca" We have had the final commercial break of the evening folks so that we can bring you this match without any interuptions."

Styles" Well we know all of the Caines are here and we know Wallstreet is here, but who shows up with Christian Micheals and Shadow? Has Nikki Black arrived or do we gotta call Kentucky State Police about a floater?"

Fecca" Not funny and there is only one way to find out who is here...Lets go up to Sabrina for the intros"

Sabrina" Ladies and Gentlemen it is now time for the main event of the evening...Scheduled for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and is an eight person tag match."

The lights dim with the first rumbling tones of "God's Gonna cut you down" playing over the p.a. system to the displeasure of a sold out arena full of moonshine drinkin, wife beatin, asshole pickin'...Horse fuckers. Out onto the stage steps Javen , Nova and Malice with his pain chain swinging above his head followed by Femme Fatale Championess Plague.

"Coming to the ring first and now residing at Sulphur Springs Sanitarium and being accompanied by the current Femme Fatale champion Plague this is NovaCaine, Javen and Malice....The Caine Clannnnnnnnnn!!!"

Nova leads the way with his brethren following closely behind him...

Fecca" This man should be in a jail cell right now and not out here smiling so smugly."

Styles" What crime has Nova committed?"

Fecca" Umm kidnapping, false imprisonment, assault, possibly rape. I can go on"

Styles" Oh those...Well those don't count, this is Kentucky that kind of stuff happens every week at what they call a family reunion"

Fecca" Someday you will see the light Eddie and see just how bad these people truly are"

Styles" I see just fine, its you that’s getting all Mister Magoo. "

Wallstreet struts with that I could own you all swagger out onto the stage..

Sabrina" An their partner hailing from Hartford, Connecticut this is the corporate icon...WALLLLSTREEET!!!!"

Street walks towards the ring with pure disdain in his eyes for the fans struggling to reach other the security railing as far as they can trying to just get a fingertips touch of the Money Man.

Fecca" I never thought I would see the day we would see NovaCaine and Wallstreet in the same ring together let alone standing on the same side of the ring together."

Styles" Its common knowledge that Wallstreet and Nova don't exactly see eye to eye, but they are both business men and they both love to brutalize goody goodies like Shadow and Christian Micheals"

As the fans hear the orchestral opening to "Rebirthing" by Skillet, they fall silent as they know what is coming. As the guitars hit, the fans erupt as they see the blue smokescreen over the curtain. Shadow soon walks out onto the stage and he bangs his head once to flip his hair back.

Sabrina" An their opponents first coming to the ring from the darkness that lies within man's heart?..This is SHADOW!!!"

After the fanfare is over with, Shadow hops up onto the apron. He then uses the top rope to slingshot himself and flips over the ropes. Shadow then climbs up to the middle turnbuckle. The expression on his face is pure emotion and love for the people as he raises his hands into the air and takes in the support he is receiving from the fans. As he does this, blue pyro shoots three times out of the four ring posts. Shadow then jumps down to the mat and hops around with energy his eyes locked on the four men across the ring from him that look like a pack of wolves waiting to devour a sheep.

Fecca" This young guy has become a household name around here"

Styles" That means nothing around here. Fornication with a Farm Animal is a common house hold phrase as well"

A video starts on the tron as we hear "Kryptonite" by 3 Doors Down start to play. This video comprised of images depicting Christian Michaels in PWT & ICWA action,.....Fans are cheering like hell, the lights coming back on to reveal their hero with his back to them....His arms are outstretched in Jericho-fashion...

Sabrina" An his partner, he is hails from Memphis, Tennessee and is a three time former Heavyweight Champion..This is the redneck superhero...CHRISTIAN MICHEALS

CM spins round and makes his way down the aisle slapping as many hands as he can on the way....Many fans shouting well wishes as he moves up the steps.....Michaels steps into the ring and calls for those cheers ....The music fading away as CM walks over next to Shadow, his eyes locking with Wallstreet who flashes him that smug little grin and gives him a little wave.

Fecca" We are one week away from Wallstreet and Cm squaring off in the TLC match with Becca Wipwreck's freedom hanging in the balance"

Styles"Why is Cm even involved?"

Fecca"Huh?"

Styles" I'm being serious, why isn't this guy home taking care of that family he supposely loves so much and not sticking his nose in Wallstreet's business? Maybe Cm has a little thing for Becca now that he knows Rhya probably was violated in every orifice by Nova so he is looking for some owner ass."

Fecca" Cm is just trying to do the right thing"

Styles" Yeah well sometimes the right thing leaves you as the dead thing"

Cm looks at the Caines and Wallstreet" Sorry to say TOG just had other things more important right now then this match, but surely you mental midgets didn't think I was going to come out here without a back up plan"

Cm gives the Caines and Wallstreet a little wink just to say fuck you too

Cm" Our replacement partner is a lady of great beauty and soon to be the next Femme Fatale Champion"

Fecca" He wouldn't"

Styles" He did"

Fecca" T.O.G is going to be pissed"

Cm" Please welcome Miss Ciara Cageeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

The sound of "What I Want" By Daughtry begins to play as the titantron flickers to life and shows the video of Ciara Cage. The gorilla curtain is pulled aside and Ciara comes out from behind it onto the stage. Dressed in her usual ring attire Ciara taunts the crowd. As Ciara is announced to the ring she begins to make her way down the ramp way and touches the hands of some of the fans leaning over the barricades. As she comes to the end of the ramp way she takes a left where she then climbs the steel steps quickly hopping onto the ring apron. Ciara then climbs through the ropes and enters the ring where she goes to the closest turnbuckle. She taunts the crowd with her arms raised in the air. She then jumps off of the first turnbuckle and makes her way to the other two corners not occupied by the Caine/Street Coalition doing this until she is at the last one. She walks over next to Cm giving the Caines the hate eye but focused solely on Plague out on the floor who mouths the words "Fuck you Bitch" back at Ciara.

Fecca" Looks like at least one member of Cm's new support group showed up here tonight to support Shadow and Cm"

Styles" T.O.G is not going to be happy when he hears about Ciara being in this match. He has been doing everything lately trying to keep Ciara out of harms way when it comes to the Caines"

Cm hands the mic back to Sabrina feeling pretty confident. Nova snags the mic before Sabrina even gets to remember how nice it felt holding it.

Nova" Awww going from one curtain jerker to another. How special of your Hillbilly, but as nice Caged Booty is to look at your team is still missing a person and you three are about to get a four on one mauling"

Nova looks down at his watch" Sorry Nikki, but time is U.."

The big screen lights up cutting Nova off as we see a car come racing into the parking lot sliding sideways the last few feet and coming to a screeching halt just inches from Tracker who is still out there sobbing over his car. The door on the car flies open with it still running and Nikki Black jumps out running into the building to a huge pop from the crowd.

Fecca" Nikki is here!!! She beat the clock"

Nova looks stunned maybe even a little concerned about that whole I am woman hear me roar complex Nikki has.

Styles "She is late"

Fecca" The bell hasn't rung yet"

Styles" RING THE DAMN BELL!!"

Nikki comes sprinting through the curtain still in her street clothes, Sabrina grabs her mic back

"An their final partner from Oklahoma City, Oklahoma.. This is...."

Referee Jim Richards somehow prevents the match from turning into a pier six brawl and gets everyone out of the ring except Nova and Nikki.

Fecca" Nikki wants her sister back"

Styles "She just wants to touch a real man"

Nikki whips Nova out of the corner sending him flying towards the Heroes' corner.. Nova does a baseball slide stop and pops back up charging back at Nikki catching her by surprise with a thunderous clothesline.

Fecca" Good god he almost took her head off"

Styles "That could be an improvement"

Fecca" Nikki is gorgeous and you know it"

Nova smirks in that ubber cocky way of his giving a little polish to the knuckles and dusting it off with a chuckle. He reaches down for a handful of Nikki's hair and she quickly scrambles between his legs diving for the corner and the tag...Shadow comes in like a house on fire.. Whatever the hell that means , he lands a heavy left and right combination pushing Nova into the ropes. He whips Nova across the right looking to really drill him but Nova hangs on and moves to the corner quickly tagging in the six foot eight monster Malice..

Fecca" Ut oh"

Styles" Runn Smurf run"

Malice lunges at Shadow, but the much quicker man is able to duck under his grasping tree trunks he calls arms. Malice turns and walks right into a textbook dropkick. The big man staggers but amazingly doesn't fall...Shadow goes for another dropkick, but this one gets shrugged aside like a fly buzzing around. Malice picks up Shadow by the throat going to the choke slam, but somehow Shadow gets free and nails Malice with a vicious forearm shot followed by several more punches that seem to have no real effect on the big man...Shadow hits the ropes for momentum and gets planted in the middle of the right with the cycle of despair.

Styles" Well this is over...Wanna get a pizza?"

Fecca" Shadow isn't done yet"

Shadow kicks out to the cheers of the fans.

Styles" I don't believe it"

Fecca" There is a lot of fight in this man from the darkest heart"

Styles" Ya know that makes no sense.. Good guys don't come from dark places.."

Fecca" I don't write this stuff, I just read it"

Malice breaks the choke only to go right back to it...Cm has seen enough and comes into the ring trying to break it up.. The ref pushes Cm back out giving time for Javen to come in without the tag and swap out with Mason. Javen starts choking Shadow out as well until the ref turns around and calls for the break. Javen smiles giving that hands up I didn't do anything motion...The ref looks at Javen and then to Malice asking about the tag and of course all four of the less then choir boys on the Caine/Street side of the ring start nodding their heads yes in unison while the crowd screams no.

Fecca" There was no tag...Everyone saw it"

Styles" I didn't see anything"

Fecca" Open your damn eyes then"

Javen hits the ropes timing it perfectly for the low dropkick to the face right as Shadow set up. The rainbow haired warrior of the Caine Clan starts going to work on Shadow.. Hitting a snap suplex and then going to work on that lower back with a violent series of stomps to capitalize on Malice already driving him into the mat...Javen makes the tag to Street who really gets a jeer house ovation...I.E. Booed like he just pissed on the winner of the Kentucky Derby or something. Street is the more methodical of this bunch stalking Shadow who is looking tired and hurting now. Shadow rolls to his stomach crawling towards his corner and Wallstreet stalks him waiting until he is almost within reach of Nikki's hand before driving the knee down into his lower back. Shadow screams out and Wallstreet laughs with the Clan clapping.

Fecca" These bastards are taking pleasure in what they are doing to Shadow"

Styles" Wallstreet tried to warn Shadow about Cm and his willingness to turn on partners...See he was right look at Cm over there in the corner taking a nap."

Fecca" He isn't taking a nap"

Though Cm wasn't snoozing he probably should have been watching a little closer to the action as Street takes this chance to leap forward and sucker punch Cm knocking him off the apron...Cm shoots back up onto the ring apron flying into the ring ready to shower in Wallstreet's blood....Wallstreet being the ring general that he is knows how to get just out Cm's reach and have the ref chase him out. During this chaos Javen jumps back into the ring so him and Wally can do a little two step on Shadow's kidneys...Street ducks ou and Javen goes to the top rope calling for a swanton...

Fecca" These guys cheat like its second nature"

Styles" To them it probably is."

Javen leaps and somehow Shadow digs deep enough to roll out of the way at the last split second...Javen hits the mat hard bouncing like a rubber ball. The crowd goes nuts as the Caine/Street corner screams for Javen and the Heroes scream for Shadow to make the tag.

Fecca" He moved!! What heart this kid has"

Styles" I hope someone sticks a stake in it."

Shadow rolls to his belly crawling for his corner while at the same time Javen rolls over trying to make it back to his corner.

Fecca" Who is going to make it first?"

Styles" Come on Javen..Move your rainbow brite ass"

Fecca" Stop cheerleading"

Styles" Stop talking"

Somewhere during this time T.O.G had came out of the crowd and right as Shadow reached for the tag T.O.G grabbed Ciara around the waist picking her up off the apron and pulling her down to the floor.

Fecca" What the hell?"

Styles" Yes!!! T.O.G is CLAN!!!"

Fecca" Don't say that"

T.O.G looks at Shadow laying face first on the mat having come up empty on the tag with a look of regret. T.O.G tries to usher Ciara towards the back but she pulls away from him trying to go back to the ring...The two lovebirds are arguing on the floor, Cm jumps down trying to break it up and then starts arguing with T.O.G aswell...Wallstreet drags Shadow back to his feet picking him up and driving him down with a side salto back breaker combination..

Fecca" They need to pay attention to his match...Shadow is getting killed in there"

Styles" Lets the lovers and suck asses quarrel."

Wallstreet does his mocking impression of Hulk Hogan calling to the crowd for cheers that sound strangely like boos...He hits the ropes coming back for the big leg drop and some how Shadow once again defies the odds and gets out of the way, allowing the corporate ass smack the mat pretty hard.

Fecca"Hahaha...Now thats funny"

Styles" He is going to buy your kids and make them wipe the sweat from a fat guy's nutsack for that...Where is Akmed anyway?"

HUGE CROWD POP!!

Fecca" Finally Cm gets his hands on Street"

Styles" He better not touch the corporate icon with those grubby hands"

Cm is jacked on adrenaline and goes off like a powder keg...He grabs for Street who scurries away from him...Malice shoots into the ring looking for the clothesline Cm ducks it spinning Malice around kicking him to the gut...He pushes Malice into the ropes followed by the big whip and a beautiful dropkick that wobbles the big man...Cm hits the ropes and hits Malice with a left hook...The big man teeters...He hits the ropes again with another left hook...The big man's foot comes up off the mat and he staggers around...Cm hits the ropes again comes off with a diving clothesline that knocks the big man on his ass

Fecca" Cm is cleaning house"

Styles" What would a pig farmer know about anything clean"