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| | | From: WallStreet (Original Message) | Sent: 5/14/2008 1:27 PM |
Date - May 11th
Venue - Minneapolis, Minnesota, University of Minnesota = Williams Arena
Theme - Shockwave by Black Tied
Deadline - 10PM Central Sunday Night
24 Hour Deadline - YES! Also folks, Rumor has it that the hype is real and Leaky Format WILL make his Long awaited debut somewhere in the night! 
Main Event
Stable Roulet Match
PWT Security Represenitive V.S. Caine Clan Represenitive
(So it would appear that the Caine Clan isn't the only stable in town as Marcus Johnson revealed a security force of his own last week. Now this week, we'll spin a wheel with all of the Caines and Security members on it and one represenitive of PWT Security will face one represenitive of the Caines. And just to keep people on their toes, if Marcus or Nova isn't randomly selected to be in the match, they will be allowed as the only member of their stable at ringside.)
-Side Note: This Match is actually gonna be Darren Smith (w/ Marcus Johnson) V.S. NovaCaine, so Darren and Nova should be rping for this match this week. We'll just pretend that nobody outside of PWT Lockeroom can see any of the promos this week, so that when the viewing audience on Shockwave sees who gets put in the match, it'd still be a surprise to them.-
Writer: Andrew
Match 6
Singles
David Van Dam V.S. James
(Last week Van Dam declared that he wanted WallStreet at the Grand Finale, and WallStreet accepted. But this week WallStreet wants Van Dam softened up like he's coming out of a buffet ice cream machine. So naturally, he's sending his hired gun, The Original Sadist James in to try and make the kill on perhaps the greatest in ring performer of the modern era.)
Writer: ???
Match 5
Tag Team
Akmed & MJ Storm V.S. Da Sweet Lunatic & Brandon Marks
(Neither Akmed nor MJ was too happy with the interference in their bouts last week, and now they've made a one night only alliance to take on common adversaries and, if you're them, hopefully weaken said adversaries before PWT's Grand Fianle PPV. Of Course, I'm sure after past events, Brandon Marks and DSL won't mind an early oppertunity at a little pay back either.)
Writer: Taylor
Match 4
PWT Bikini Contest
Ciara Cage V.S. Silicone Sally V.S. Rosanne V.S. Miley Sky
(Four beautiful women... Erm... Well... Three beautiful women and a very persistant cafateria lady put their bikini's on and show off for the PWT fans. Who will be dubbed as the fairest of them all? Well, that'll be up to the live fans in attendence.)
-Please Note, while I encourage Miley and Ciara to rp anyway, RPs will not effect the outcome of this contest. It is designed to create a quick angle-
Writer: Taylor
Match 3
Mixed Tag
Kimberly Pain & Mason V.S. Melody Sanders & Xaiver Homicide
(Kimberly Pain and Xaiver Homicide have been a little confrontational as of late and it looks lke Xaiver may be on the road to the PWT Titanium title match. This week, however, he and his lovely lady Melody Sanders get to go at it in Mixed Tag Action against Kimberly pain and Mason!)
-Side Note for Writter: This is booked as a MIXED TAG. What that means is only women can face women and only men against men, So, if a Woman makes the tag to her man, then that automatically brings in both men, and vice versa, if a man makes the tag to a woman, that automatically brings it both women.-
Writer: Barb or Andrew Match 2
Singles
Midnight V.S. Ravyn Crow
(Some exs get together for lunch to discuss how the kids are doing, some don't talk at all, and apparently now, some of them decide to step between the ropes and beat each others ass.)
Writer: Midnight
Match 1
Singles
Christian Michaels V.S. Javen
(Two astranged brothers get to tear each other apart yet again in what could main event anyshow... What a great opener.)
Writer: Taylor __________________________________________________ Dark Card Dark Match 3 Gabrial Adams V.S. Scar
(Gabrial Adams was very impressive last week, but will he be just as impressive this week as he takes on the Monster, Scar.)
Writter: Summerized Dark Match 2 Handicap Match
PrabhasV.S. James "Razor" Vayne
(Prabhas makes a return to the live fans as he takes on the new comer Razor in singles action)
Writter: Summerized Dark Match 1 Lori Anne V.S. Christina Barsi
(Why not?)
Writter: Summerized  Results
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| Prior to Shockwave as the fans are entering the arena, a few pre-show matches are occuring for the in house entertainment. Those bouts went as follows... Match 1
Lori Anne V.S. Christina Barsi
Winner: Lori Anne Both women were dressed in scantly clad clothing and oiled down, so I couldn't really tell ya much about the match as I kinda went off into my own little world... But uh, I know when I snapped out of it I saw Lori Anne's arm being raised. Match 2
Prabas V.S. James "Razor" Vayne
Winner: Prabhas An impressive return t o action by Prabhas and an equally impressive debut by James "Razor" Vayne. The two went head to head in a hard hitting bout that drew the interest of the fans as they continued piling in. After about six minutes, Prabhas hit a high cross body off the top and managed to pick up the pin. Razor tried to kick out but was just a hair too late. Match 3
Gabrial Adams V.S. Scar
Winner: Gabrial Adams Very entertaining big man verses speedy little man contest. In the opening Adams was caught off guard by Scar's significant size and power advantage and Scar immediatly used it to his benefit, using some hard strikes and big slams to get his shine on. Eventually Scar would go for a vertical suplex, but Adams would end up blocking and getting in a quick and undetected low blow to cut the big man's offense off. From there Gabrial Adams began delivering an onslaught of kicks and punches mixed in with some very well placed holds, really putting the heat on the bigman. Eventually the Bigman would get a breif comeback, but only to have it cut short by an undetected mule kick and small package roll up for the three. | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | We start at black�?Then we begin hearing some guitar strings as "Shockwave" by Black Tide begins to play�?As it does we begin seeing various clips of some of PWT’s Top stars on Shockwave�?Our Final Image however being one of Becca and WallStreet standing on the stage next to each other, coy smirks in tact from a couple of years ago�?/P> Finally as "Shockwave" by Black Tide continues, the Pyro begins to explode�?/P> The cameras begin sweeping the arena as Bobby Fecca declares, "Welcome to Pee Dubbya Tee SHOCKWAVE! Bobby Fecca alongside the Icon of Style Eddie Styles and folks, we are on the ride of our life as we count down to PWT's Grand Finale in two weeks!"
Styles, "Absolutly, and what a way to kick off our count down because to kick things off tonight... Well Bobby... Tell em what we got!"
Fecca, "Brother Verses Brother, the big rematch tonight as Javen goes one on one with Christian Michaels... And folks, they don't wanta waste anytime so let's go to the ring where Sabrina is standing by," The cameras focus on the ring where Sabrina is standing. Sabrina, "The Following contest is our Opening Bout. It is scheduled for onefall with a ten minute TV Time Limit." The Opening chords of "Kryptonite" begin to blast over the PA as the crowd begins to erupt with cheers. Blue lights flash through out the arena and the cameras begin sweeping the crowd, seeing a ton of fans in various CM shirts and quite a few CM Signs�?/FONT> "Well I Took a Walk Around The World To Ease My Troubled Mind
I Left My Body Lyin somewhere in the sands of Time
But I watch the World float to the Darkside of the Moon
I Feel there’s Nothing I Can Do�?Yeah�? Finally the curtain is thrown to the side and from behind it steps the most popular superstar in PWT history�?/FONT> Christian Michaels. Fecca, "The fans in Minnapolis are on their feet and folks, who can blame them. It's always a standing ovation moment when Christian Michaels is in the building."
Styles, "Oh yeah? Where was that standing ovation when CM got put on his face two weeks ago by James?"
Fecca, "Well, it's too no surprise that James would do something like that to a man when he's down and in the middle of a match. But I spoke to Michaels on the phone this past week and he said with having last week off to really sort his thoughts and his priorities, he's not interested in pursuing revenge at this point."
Styles, "Ha! What a pansey!"
Fecca, "Actually, what he said made a lot of sense. He really hasn't had any time to just sit back and really enjoy having his family back. It's been one heated thing after another. CM was considering going into the trenches and really going to war with WallStreet and James, but, with t he announcement that PWT's going to be closing in two weeks, He's decided to just enjoy the things he loves the most... His time at home with his family, and his time in between those ropes between the bells. He doesn't wanta battle a war, he doesn't want to do this because he has to be the super hero or stop the villian, he just wants to finish out his time here the same way it started... As a man doing what he loves."
Styles, "Aww... Did he kiss you after he said that?"
Fecca, "We were on the phone Eddie."
Styles, "Aww... Did you have phone sex after he said that?" Back in the ring we see that CM has entered and is on the ropes flashing that upside down V1 Sign that ends up being his own "M" Sign. His music fades as Sabrina announces, "And his oppo..." "Whoa, Whoa, Whoa..." Sabrina stops and raises an eyebrow as Christian Michaels also seems confused. The curtain moves on the stage and out steps... That guy (Not to be confused with That One Guy). "Excuse Me Mista Michaels, but yo match has been officially cancelled!" Fecca, "What? Who's this guy?!" "You see, there's something far more important occurin' hea tonight then some physical contest of two brothas who ain't quite "brothas" if ya know what I mean. It's the official Pre-sen-TATION of the King of the Wet-Down NATION! Oh Yes-Yes Yawl... It is officially that time... Ladies and Gentlemen... I bring to you... The King of Ring - No Tournament needed, The Gold Standard between the ropes, and every Brotha's hope... Rat-a-tat-tat, His lefts and rights are his God Given Gat, he's the man who's all that, He's the One and Only... Leak-Y-FORMAT!" CM has a sarcastic look on his f ace as he looks to Sabrina and Sabrina shrugs, unsure of what's going on. "Crown Royal" by Run DMC suddenly begins to blast over the PA as the already booing crowd continues to boo. Fecca, "I... I heard Leaky Format was arriving here tonight but... Now?" The curtain moves and sure enough... Fecca, "Well, there he is... Former Heavyweight wrestling champion Leaky Format is in the house, but I think he could have picked a better time to make his arrival." The music begins to fade as Format stands on the stage with his mic in hand. Leaky, "Yes, it's true, the Wetdown is about to begin here in Professional Wrestling Today. You see, I've done a lot of things a lot of places, but I was told that you haven't accomplished anything brother, till you've come to the grand stage of Professional Wrestling Today. So when I heard the rumors of a possible closure, I knew that I'd waited as long as I could and I needed to get here before the gettin was gone. So I looked, and I saw that there'd be one last Pay Per View and I began to ask around... I asked who's that one guy that you go to in order to make a name in PWT? And everyone gave me the same answer. I said, I want to get a career's worth of accolaid out of one match, who's the one guy in PWT who I can face, and get that result? And they all gave me the same answer. Finally I asked, who embodies PWT more than anybody else, who's their franchise player? Who's that guy who when I beat him, the whole world will say "Yo... That guy just beat the best... That guy, would have been PWT Champion if PWT'd of stayed open". And once again, They all gave me one answer... Christian Michaels." The crowd erupts as CM shrugs humbly in the ring. Leaky, "So, tonight Christian, your brother verses brother match has been cancelled in favor of the dawning tidel wave of PWT's Wet Down. My question to you is, in two weeks when it's time to make this place drown, where will you be? Laying flat One, two, three, curtosey of the Epitome of Greatness, Leaky Format, or hidding in some corner somewhere ducking the greatest there ever was? Think about it Christian... And Holla at a Playa... Next week. But this week... This week, The Question Still Remains." Leaky lets out a wink as "Crown Royal" by Run DMC blasts back over the PA and Leaky's hype guy starts screaming at the fans to applaud this "great man". Fecca, "The question still remains? Well I don't think Christian Michaels needs a week to contemplate this at all. If I know Christian Michaels, that match contract's as good as signed, sealed, and delivered for May 25th on Pay Per View."
Styles, "This is going to be CM's greatest match since his title defense against Amazin! GAH-HA!"
Fecca, "Say what you will, but Leaky Format's one Hell of an athlete, and so too is Christian Michaels. I for one, am looking forward to this one."
Styles, "Well I'm looking forward to Ravyn Crow making his MSN return..."
Fecca, "And you'll see it because when we return he goes one on one with his astranged ex wife Midnight! We'll be right back!" *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | The cameras return from commercial and we see Christian Michaels walking through the back... Mitchell, "CM... Will it be Christian Michaels and Leaky Format at PWT's Grand Finale?" CM, "Hmm... Well... I don't have any hype men and I don't have any cute little phrases like "The Question Still Remains"... So I guess I'll just say that if he wants to go one on one at The Grand Finale, then I'll put him down.... Just_Like_That." CM walks off as we fade back to the ring where Midnight and Ravyn are both ready to go. As they get ready to dart in for an oppening grapple, they suddenly stop and grab each other, hugging each other and sharing a kiss. Midnight and Ravyn laughed their asses off as Midnight got on the mic and spoke. Midnight: You all thought that I would destroy my ex hubby?? Why didn't you mortals see this coming? It was plain as day. You all got the biggest shock. Tell them baby... Ravyn smirked evilly as he then spoke. Ravyn: Thats right folks. SCREW YOU ALL! The DSA is back...AND at the last PPV Whisper better watch out because Midnight has me to help her train...Whisper....WAR HAS BEGUN! The lights go out and then come on and the ring gets a bloodbath from above. Midnight and Ravyn are gone and sadistical laughter can be heard all over the arena as the announcers start talking. Fecca, "Uh-huh..."
Styles, "Yeah..."
Fecca, "Well, Mixed tag action when we return."
Styles, "Sounds good." *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | The cameras return to Shockwave and we head into the mixed tag team match between the Caine Clan's Kimberly Pain and Mason Caine and of course PWT's favorite couple Xander Homicide and Melody Sanders. The two ladies started this contest off and Melody picked up the early momentum showing off her astute wrestling skills with a series of arm drags, arm bars, and even a well placed Monkey flip to really get the crowd going. Things were looking good for the couple till Melody hit the ropes and big Mason threw a knee up and nailed her from behind. From there Kim jumped on her and began taking over the offensive. Alot of this contest was based around keeping Melody away from making the tag and suckering Xander in from time to time to distract the official so that Mason and Kim could apply a double team effort in their corner. After about five minutes of mostly Kim Pain offense, providing only a couple of break out oppertunites where Melody gave the crowd hope of a comeback only to be cut off... Kim whips Melody to the ropes but Melody jumps up onto the second rope, spring boards back and delivers a spring board elbow putting both ladies down. The ref goes for the ten count, gets to about seven and both ladies finally make a tag. Xaiver and Mason come in. Mason power walks toward Xaiver but Xaiver nails a big drop kick making the big man wobble. Xaiver darts to the ropes and leaps up with a big flying forearm and now the big man's even more wabbly. Xaiver darts off again, running to the corner, jumping up to the third rope and leaping back finally taking the big man off his feet with a big moonsault. He stays on top for a two count. Xaiver leaps up, hulking up as the crowd goes nuts. Mason starts to get up, Xaiver darts back... Mason's bent over and Xaiver leaps up, spring boards off the ropes, catch's Mason's head and nails the springboard DDT. Again he gets on top and again it's only two. Xaiver gets up, signalling that's it, and begins stalking Mason. Mason pulls himself up, turns around, and Xaiver goes to dart toward him except.... Josiah is holding his ankle from the outside. Xaiver turns around trying to break his leg free as Kim's keeping the ref occupied. Mason comes up from behind, grabs Xaiver and takes him up into the torture rack, then BAM! The Shock Treatment (Sitout torture rack). Mason makes the cover, Melody tries to come in but now Josiah's made his way to her corner and hooks her ankle. Mason picks up the 1,2, 3. Winners: Mason & Kim Pain *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | The cameras c ome back as in the ring in silk robes are Ciara Cage, Miley Sky, Rossane, and Silicone Sally. Eddie Styles is in the ring. All of the women get down to their bikinis, Eddie calls for crowd voting and obviously the baby face champ wins. Ciara Cage gets the popular vote. Suddenly "Head for the Barricade" by Limp Bizket hits and the crowd boos. One half of the PWT Tag team champs, Izabell Winters comes out from the back, mic in hand. Izzy, "Ciara, Ciara... You really think you're all that and a bag of chips don't ya?" Ciara looks to the crowd, they begin to cheer so she smirks and shrugs. Izzy, "Ah, what do these lossers know about taste, most of them have to spend life in an alcohol induced daze to stomach their INsignificant others. (Crowd boos). I'm the best Femme Fatale in PWT, and everyone knows it. I'm the best wrestler, the best athlete, and I'm certainly the sexiest. And, I'm willing to prove it, at PWT's Grand Finale one on one with you for the Femme Fatale championship." Ciara Cage, "Oh yeah?" Izzy, "Yeah." Ciara, "You're on." Izzy smirks as the crowd erupts. Fecca, "Did you hear that?! Isabell Winters is gonna go one on one against Ciara Cage for the Femme Fatale title at the Grand Finale! What a match!" *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | The cameras returned and we got set for the PWT Tag team contest between PWT's People's Champion MJ Storm, Akmed, and the opponents DSL and Brandon Marks. DSL made her entrance. Then on the titan tron came MJ Storm. MJ, "DSL... I have some bad news. I had a hunch about Brandon Marks, so I called a friend of mine in the police department when we were in Madison last week and had him check out Brandon's box of "Sugar Cubes".... Yeah, those weren't Sugar Cubes and now I wouldn't expect to see Mr. Marks for a good fifteen to twenty (crowd boos). But in light of this information, I've decided being the nice guy I am, to give you a break and take the night off. I mean after all, I'm People's champion, I need a little R&R. So you don't have to suffer a humiliating tag loss to me and Fatty McJiggles. No, instead, you can lose to these guys... Have Fun." MJ winks and "Smoking Guns" blasts over the PA as Kurt and Greg Bullet come from behind the curtian. They get to the ring and the ref not sure what else to do starts the contest. DSL starts off good with some quick drop kicks and heel kicks, but eventually the numbers game gets her and they start pummeling her. They keep a dominate offense for about three minutes, then DSL starts firing back with hard right hands to both men. BAM! Clothesline to Greg. BAM! Clothesline to Kurt. Big Hip Toss to Greg. Big Hip toss to Kurt. Back body drop out of the ring to Greg. Kurt comes in, kick to the gut, grabs the head, runs up the ropes, spins around and BAM! Sugary Tasty Drop AKA STD (Spike Dudley's Acid Drop/Dudley Dog). DSL covers Kurt 1, 2, 3. Winner: DSL Over The Bullets. *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | The cameras come back and James and DVD Make their entrance. This is a good contest, similar to what you'd expect to see in the UFC Octagon more so then a wrestling ring. It was hard hitting and explosive with a lot of amature wrestling holds from Van Dam and a lot of MMA holds from James. In the end James went for a big right handed strike, DVD ducked under, grabed the wrist, hooked the leg, and nailed the Last Chance (Olympic Slam). 1, 2, 3. Winner: David Van Dam. *Commercial Break* | |
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| PWT Shockwave May 11th, 2008 | | Fecca" Its now time for the main event of the evening and the first ever Stable Roulette Match. " The camera view shows the big wheel being set up at ringside. In the center of the wheel is the PWT logo and around the outside of the wheel are the names of all the Caine Clan and PWT security members. Fecca" Here very shortly someone will come out and spin the wheel with the person whose name it lands on being the first out to the ring and then the spinner of the wheel will spin the wheel again until it lands on a member of the opposing team. Then we will have our two competitors for tonight with Marcus Johnson and NovaCaine being allowed at ringside for the match if of course they aren't in the match" Eddie" Wow that’s more confusing then Chinese mathematics" Fecca" For you I'm not surprised" Eddie" Lookout its Wallstreet!!" Fecca jumps and Eddie laughs Eddie" Guess we are still a bit jumpy from that whooping huh?" Fecca" Lets go up to Sabrina for the introduction of the person who will spin the wheel" Sabrina" Ladies and Gentlemen it is time for the main event of the evening and it is scheduled for one fall with a forty five minute time limit and will be the Stable Roulette Match" The Minnesota crowd pops Sabrina" A member of the Caine Clan and The Security Force will be determined by a spin of the wheel. Please welcome at this time the Owner and CEO of Pro Wrestling Today Becca McCallister!!!" The arena is pitched into total darkness. "Bossy" by the Kellis begins to play, purple and white lights begins to fly through the air, the music grows louder as a purple mist begins to rise up from the arena floor, the music continues to build as the mist begins to fill the arena area, flanking the crowd. Just as suddenly the PWT tron jumps to life. Becca emerges onto the stage, her face set, and her eyes gleaming as she looks out into the sea of faces all who now boo Mrs. Wallstreet, she makes her way down the ramp way and over to the wheel giving the fans around ringside a sneer and one of those don't touch me looks. Fecca" Becca McCallister to spin the wheel, that’s a pretty huge deal considering how busy this woman is these days" Eddie" Wallstreet said she could get up from her knees for a little bit and rest those jaws" Fecca" This just in folks, next week Eddie Styles to face Wallstreet and get slaughtered" Eddie" Huh? Wait what? I didn't do anything" Fecca" You never do and besides I doubt Wallstreet would waste his sweat on you" Eddie" Probably still to busy trying to get your blood out of his ring gear" Becca steps to the wheel and gives it a big spin. The wheel goes a round and a round several times before slowly starting to stop. Fecca" In just a moment we will know the first person to be out here" Becca leans up to the wheel watching it closely in fact she leans in so close watching the wheel that it appears her massive melons press against it acting as a brake and stopping the wheel on the name of NovaCaine. Fecca" Wait a minute she just stopped that" Eddie"Breasticle brakes" Fecca" I smell a rat" Eddie" Quit smelling your Mother and announce how awesome it is that we will get to see the Champ in action" The lights dim with the dulcet tones of Devil's Rejects playing over the sound system to a packed crowd that now all seem to be booing in unison. Sabrina" Ladies and Gentlemen please welcome from Ward Seven at Sulphur Springs the current reigning and defending Heavyweight champion of the world NovaCaineeeeeeeee!!!" Nova slowly strolls out onto the stage sporting that infamous smirk. He adjusts the Heavyweight title around his waist and walks methodically down the ramp towards ringside dodging the always present shower of trash being tossed at him. Fecca "Last week things didn't go so well for Nova when Marcus' new friends revealed themselves." Eddie" You mean all of them fraud security guards." Nova stops at ringside briefly to shake Becca's hand and give it a little kiss. Eddie" See what a gentleman Nova is" Fecca" Nova and the Caines have been in bed with Wallstreet and Becca since the beginning I think" Eddie" Must be a helluva big bed" Fecca" That is not what I meant" Eddie" Now you are saying Wallstreet is having orgies with the Caines, I think he will kill you this time" Nova leaps up onto the ring apron and springboards in over the top rope all in one continuous motion showing off his impressive leg strength. Nova walks to the corner of the ring looking very intense as he is handed a towel from ringside and polishes up his title belt. 
Becca waits until Nova's music fades away and then spins the wheel for the second time waiting for it to land on a name of one of the Security force guys. Fecca" Who do you think stands the best chance against Nova here tonight?" Eddie" No one, he is the champion for a reason and there is no one in Marcus' Mutts that can take him" Fecca"I highly doubt that" Eddie" Yeah and last week I highly doubted you could fly until Wallstreet hurled you across the ring." The wheel slowly comes to a stop on the name of the Harlem Superman Darren Smith. Nova chuckles shaking his head side to side. Sabrina" His opponent is from..." Nova walks out of the corner grabbing the mic from Sabrina " That’s about enough out of you sweet cheeks, go make Daddy a sandwich and let me handle this" Sabrina gives Nova the ole one finger salute and heads for the floor. Nova winks at her watching her leave " Maybe later darling, first I got to ruin some dreams." Nova looks at the wheel and Darren's name then busts out laughing ." It’s a bird. It’s a plane...It’s....Its....It’s....GONE!!" The crowd is working themselves up into a frenzy while Nova cackles like a mental patient." Sorry to inform you all, but the minute Darren realized how stupid he was for joining up with Marcus, he packed up his cape and went back to the Fortress of Food Stamps to hide out. So that guy won't be out here tonight getting whooped by me." Fecca" I had heard rumors all this week that with the impending closing of PWT that many of the stars that were working night to night contracts have indeed left the company looking for work elsewhere apparently Darren Smith was in the group" Eddie" Pfft...Darren just got wind of what was going to happen to him and he got as yellow as big bird." Nova motions to the wheel " Since I know all of my adoring fans are just dying to see me in action here tonight, spin that wheel for me again if you please Becca" The crowd boos and Becca spins the wheel. A round and a round it goes before stopping on the name of Brandon Marks. Nova rolls his eyes " Sorry I think Akmed crushed him or he died of diabetic shock. Spin that wheel again and maybe we will be able to find at least one of Marcus' brave men left to take a beating." Becca seems to be getting really bored with this whole spinning the wheel gimmick and this time stops the wheel with her boobage again letting it rest of the name of Xavier Homicide. Nova smiles ear to ear like the Cheshire cat from Alice in Wonderland. "Perfect, I seen the boy in action tonight and I was amazed at the beating he can take. Bring him on out here and I will give him a flashback." Fecca" This isn't fair at all...If you are just joining us folks you missed Xavier being attacked by his former friend Jessica Jones as she made it known that she had once again aligned herself with the Caines" Eddie" To bad, the wheel landed on his name so get him out here" Xavier's music kicks in and Nova looks a little concerned as the fans erupt into cheers for the X-man. Fecca" What heart this young man is showing by coming out here after such a grueling match" Eddie" Damn show off" Nova gives his best announcer voice" My opponent is from his momma's crack and weighing a pudgy three bills please welcome Xavier" I need to pay Nova his money" Homicide!!!" The curtains at the top of the stage parts ,but no one comes out. Nova frowns shrugging his shoulders and bringing the mic back to his lips. "I said Xavier Homicide!!!!!!!!!!. Get your ass out here Xavier, my foot wants to meet your bulbous head" Still no sign of Xavier who apparently is still suffering from the attack he received, if he is even still in the building. Nova sighs " Cut his music" Eddie" Looks like Xavier is part tweety bird as well" Fecca" You know that’s not true, Xavier was injured earlier tonight and we aren't even sure if he is still in the building now"
Eddie"Ahhh a coward and a deserter" Nova smirks giving a big ole yawn " Looks like Xavier can't make it, so count him out zebra and let me get back to doing something important. Perhaps better luck next time Marcus." Referee Mitch Roberts moves over to the ropes unsure of what to do until Becca nods her head giving him the go ahead and Mitch starts the ten count. One...two...three...four...five...six...seven...eight...nine...t Just as Nova is about to celebrate a false victory and Roberts is about to say ten...The old nation of domination theme hits and everyone freezes , the crowd, Nova ,Roberts and everyone in between look confused as to whose theme this is. Fecca"Who the hell is this?" Eddie" Maybe its Ron Jeremy to scream Damn" Fecca" That’s Ron Simmons you Lugnut" Out onto the stage steps Wrestler X wearing one of Marcus' security shirts. Nova busts out laughing as the crowd starts cheering. Wrestler X pulls a mic from his back pocket and brings it to his lips as his music fades, who knew the jobbers had music. Wrestler X(I wanted to color code his words, but he said black is beautiful and threatened to march on my house)" I can stand you no more white devil and your inflammatory speech about my beloved race. You will no longer put down and oppress the black man or the Muslim faith. Tonight I will be standing in for Brother Darren, that cracker Marks and anyone else's name on that wheel. You want a fight you got one WHITE DEVIL!!!" Wrestler X throws down the mic and races down the ramp towards the ring sliding in under the bottom ropes and making a beeline for the champ. He lands a flurry of lefts and rights on a very surprised Nova pushing him back into the corner where he delivers several chops getting the customary Woooo from the audience that seems to bug Wrestler X more then fuel him on...After all Flair is a white man and X wants death to all whiteys. Fecca" It looks like the champ just got his wish, he is in a fight here tonight" Eddie" Another damn fraud security guard, I demand a full investigation into how everyone can be a security guard and not me." Fecca"Huh?" Eddie" Why can't I give the diva's their strip searches, why can't I monitor the ladies showers?...I demand satisfaction" Fecca" Cable Company blocked your porn channel again huh?" Eddie" Blasphemers!!" In the ring Wrestler X Irish whips Nova across the ring into the far turnbuckle and comes running across behind him hitting a big ole stinger splash on the champ. Wrestler X pushes Nova out of the corner climbing up onto the ropes and going for his finisher the White Bread bulldog Nova shoots an elbow up into X's face and jerks him off the top ropes onto his shoulders before X knows what is happening. Nova spins him around and drives his head violently down into the mat with his finisher the COD, concussion on delivery. Nova however doesn't go for the pin fall now that he is pissed off. He picks Wrestler X up and hits him again with the COD sending X's body into spasms. Fecca" That’s totally uncalled for, he could break this man's neck" Eddie" Looks like Plymouth Rock just landed on X" Fecca" You stole that line from the Malcolm X movie" In the ring Nova pops to his feet and leans down putting a single finger on X's chest and motioning to the ref who moves in for the count. One...Two...Three...Nova wins Sabrina" Here is your winner NovaCaineeeeeeeeeee!!" Nova grabs Roberts and flings him to the floor as the ref tries to stop Nova from grabbing Wrestler X again. Nova picks X up for yet another COD seemingly intent on breaking the Honky Hater's neck when the crowd that had fallen quiet erupts with cheers again. Down the ramp races the demented circus monkey Marcus Johnson. Marcus hits the ring coming right after Nova landing a series of shots, he grabs the champ going for the Mojo Jojo Go Round Flippy Doodle Ma-Jigger Super EXTREEEEEME Megaplex to Hell or the MJGRFDMJSEMH...Its like a dyslexic reciting the alphabet. Nova slips away from Marcus diving to the floor to escape a very fired up Johnson. Fecca" Look at the champ running from Marcus. " Eddie" He has had his match its time to go home" Fecca" I think the champion is scared that this young blue chipper is going to take his title at the pay per view" Nova backs up the ramp shaking his head and holding up the title as Marcus stands in the middle of the ring pointing at him and gesturing around his waist that the title is soon going to be there. 
Fecca" We are out of time folks, please tune into PWT.com for all the latest happenings in Professional Wrestling Today. Until next time for my cohort in crime Eddie Styles, I'm Bob Fecca and we will see you at ringside." The show fades with a final shot of Marcus checking on Wrestler X but his eyes never leaving Nova for more then a second as the dastardly champ walks out looking pretty pissed off that Marcus ruined his fun. Fade. | |
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