The Housemates learn where luxuries come from

Big Brother's not afraid of being accused of tokenism -- in fact, he's positively encouraging it by kicking off a new "token" scheme for housemates, in exchange for luxuries.

Mohamed was called to the Diary Room to collect a laminate with all the very important info. "We've got five tokens, yeah?" he began, holding up a large round disc.

"Where's the huge slot machine?!" Rex laughed. "Each token can be redeemed for things like one hour of hair straighteners, one hour on the hair dryer, one hour of hair clippers, or you can redeem it for a luxury item," continued Mohamed.

"I am not lying," Mohamed replied calmly."Which is?" Alexandra demanded. "... or one day's worth of hot water," Mohamed finished. "Oh my gosh, you mean we've got cold water?!" Alexandra balked. "Oh my gosh, you're lying!" the south London girl gulped.

But Rex had more pressing matters on his mind. "Who wants to use one token for alcohol now?" he asked. We're guessing you do, Rex.