Day 2

 

Just when the Housemates thought it was all going to be fun, laughter and booze all the way, an announcement came summoning them all to the lounge.

There, they were given just three short minutes to choose two of the group to enter the diary room. Initially, it was a case of each of them saying they didn't want to go, fearing an immediate eviction. Shahbaz was the first to offer to go in, followed by Lisa. And then -- of course -- most of the others were changing their minds

Eventually, it was decided that Lisa and Nicky would be the 'volunteers', but just as they were about to enter the Diary Room, Nicky balked. "I don't wanna go in, I've changed my mind", she said, throwing the room into chaos. So, once again, Lisa was in the running and finally her and Shahbaz headed for their meeting with Big Brother.

Expecting a horrible fate, the pair crept in to be told that they were the founding members of the Big Brotherhood -- an exclusive club that gave them a few privileges including being immune from the first eviction and having the ability to choose new members of the Big Brotherhood.

The twist? Shabaz and Lisa had no idea their meeting with Big Brother was being broadcast to the rest of the Housemates, even though the almighty one told them that any attempt to explain what was going on would result in severe punishment.

 

It's usually early birds that get the worm, but this morning it seems that Lisa was happy to settle for a fag. Perched on the sofa, she peered around the room looking like she couldn't quite figure out where she was.

Dawn was the next to appear, looking like a cross between an Olympic sprinter and a Dutch flower girl. But if Dawn was hoping for a quiet moment, she was out of luck. For who should emerge from the Diary Room but Shahbaz who, in between singing a selection of pop songs from the Eighties and skipping around like Heidi on acid, had not been to bed. Rummaging around in a cupboard, he managed to unearth a bottle of lemonade which, he declared, might "keep me going the rest of the day on a sugar rush". Clearly the man is on the edge...

After wondering whether speaking Welsh was allowed in the House, Glyn was called into the Diary Room for a head-to-head with Big Brother.

"Housemates are free to talk in any established language of their choosing," clarified the masterly voice.

"However, any discussion, in any language, that is deemed against the rules will result in Housemates being punished. Glyn, Big Brother is multi-lingual and is always listening."

Leaders of the Big Brotherhood, Lisa and Shahbaz, were called into the Diary Room to decide who would be the next Housemate to be inducted into the Brotherhood, and more importantly, get their suitcase back.

Unbeknown to the conspiratorial twosome, their deliberations were broadcast to the rest of the Housemates. Watch what you say, you two.

Big Brother: "You have the power to select a Housemate to have their case returned and also have immunity from eviction."

"Who do we chose?" asked Lisa. "I think everyone's mint," she said. But then continued: "I like everyone, except Sezer and Bonnie."

And she'd been doing so well.

"I want my bed partner, Dawn," said Shahbaz. "But who really needs it?"

"What about someone we really like?" said Lisa, making room in her mouth for another foot. "Richard?"

The Housemates shifted as they watched the pair.

"What about Pete?" said Shahbaz.

"Yeah he's entertaining, he's mint," added Lisa.

There was a group sigh of relief.

"He's my baby," said Shahbaz. "I love him on a maternal and paternal level."

Confirming their choice, Big Brother then insisted that all Housemates were free to discuss the task.

As the reality dawned on the Brotherhood leaders, Lisa's face tightened. However, her face was not quite as tight as those of Sezer and Bonnie, who were fuming in silence outside.

Sezer took it back to the playground to sort out his spat with Housemate Shahbaz, asking: "You giving me evils? What's your problem?"

Shahbaz went on the defensive and informed Sezer that he would rather sort his problems out with Big Brother than his fellow Housemate.

"Well, if you wanna carry on having a pop at me, then carry on" Sezer said, clearly enraged.

Shahbaz shouted for Sezer to stop badgering him, but Sezer sneered back: "You're the one who does the badgering." A comedy round of 'who badgers who' followed.

Now very annoyed, Shahbaz shouted: "I said I was going to give you a talking to you won't forget in a hurry, so will you wait until that time?"

After another round of 'stop badgering me', 'no, you stop badgering me' Shahbaz finally stormed off in a huff.

Shahbaz's over-the-top method acting has annoyed all the Housemates and caused yet another argument between him and Sezer.

After demanding an 'all eyes on him' audience, Shahbaz didn't quite get the reaction he was expecting, with Richard asking him to tone it down.

His subsequent argument with Sezer culminated in Shahbaz threatening to tell Big Brother he wanted to leave.

Sezer moaned about his Housemate to Dawn: "I've had two little digs from him. When I'm trying to get to the bottom of things, I don't expect to get dismissed twice. It's disrespectful."

When Shahbaz overheared Sezer referring to him as 'him' he flipped round and shouted, "Him has a name!". "I'm going to Big Brother and I'm honestly going to tell him I'll leave," Shahbaz added with a flourish.

Sezer told him not to. But after a rant from Shahbaz about how the entrepreneur must have never watched a film or seen anything theatrical, Sezer changed his tune. "All you keep saying is the world is against you! Change the f***ing record!" he retorted.

Sitting on the floor in their little hats, Lisa, Shahbaz and Pete displayed great team skills as they got to work on the shopping list. Unfortunately, the teamwork took a turn for the worse when Shahbaz got a bit rubber happy.

Pete quietly worked away writing the essentials on one corner of the blackboard while Lisa and Shahbaz decided to just go for chips, chips, fish fingers, chocolate and more chips.

With time against them to complete the list, Shahbaz moved Pete out of the way. He thought that Pete was doing the booze and rubbed out Pete's entire list. "I'm not doing the booze, you silly sod!" Pete said, looking on in disbelief. "I'm doing the essentials!"

A very apologetic Shahbaz spent the next 15 minutes apologising profusely every few seconds while Pete tried to re-do his entire list.

The Brotherhood members lost their concentration completely after that, and sorting the shopping list turned into bit of a fiasco!

bbl with more action from the bb house