I wrote something very silly that I couldn't resist sharing with you all.
Merry Christmas, Happy Chanukah, and Fabulous Festivus to you all.
On the 1st day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
One-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 2nd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 3rd day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 4th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 5th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 6th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six excited Earthwatchers,
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 7th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers,
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 8th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Commandos hastily retreating,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 9th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine geckos barking,
Eight Commandos hastily retreating,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 10th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten candles for Zaphod,
Nine geckos barking,
Eight Commandos hastily retreating,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 11th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven social weavers singing,
Ten candles for Zaphod,
Nine geckos barking,
Eight Commandos hastily retreating,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve Quirkies partay-ing!!!
Eleven social weavers singing,
Ten candles for Zaphod,
Nine geckos barking,
Eight Commandos hastily retreating,
Seven dwarfs of Lazuli,
Six excited Earthwatchers
Five golden yellow mongooses,
Four more seasons of MM,
Three amigos roving,
Two angry plovers,
And one-eyed Jimbob in a pear tree.