Commando Reggie: The Series
Tonight's Episode: The Reading Room
Tornado:" Oh boy...finally a chance to sit here and read my book "A Bridge Too Fear: the tales of dentistry gone awry"."
Commando Reggie:" I think I will sit on hooman's lap and see if I get any ideas. Tee Hee. Ahhh this feels good."
Tornado:" Oh CR, what a good kitty to sit on my lap. It is such a cold night. I bet you guys are happy to be inside where it is warm with all the comfy furniture."
Dewsie:" Hey I want to sit on mommy's lap too." He climbs on his mom's lap but CR throws out a punch that is worthy of Holyfeld.
Dewskie:" Ouch!"
CR:" Tee Hee. Now go away you."
Tornado:" CR!! Do not hit your brother."
Bugsy LaRue:" I am going to try to sit on the lap too."
But CR gets her with a slap that rings louder than a Gabor sister's on a cop on Rodeo Drive.
By now all the furries are trying to get some lap and soon a melee breaks out.
Tornado:" Stop it!! Hey you kids. Quit! I want to sit here in peace and read."
But her words fall on deaf ears as her furries are all wrestling and romping about and CR is hitting those that get too near her. There is a doggie war on this side of the room and a paperball soccer game over there and CR is busy running around slapping and hitting as she knows that hooman cannot keep an eye out for all the badness.
Eventually all the fun and games stop for the other furries as they all try to get CR back for being mean. Now a huge fight breaks out with everyone hissing, growling, barking and hitting and Tornado screaming for calm.
CR throws out one more punch. A scream is heard over the noise. Everyone stops and gasps.
Everyone in unison:" GASP!!!"
CR has just punched Rusty Poopla!!!
Everyone is looking at CR. The room is silent. CR looks at her fists and thinks back to the number one fridge door rule: "Never Ever Hurt the Poopla. Always make nice and gentle with the Poopla."
CR:" Ut Ohs..." She tries to run away but Tornado is faster tonight. She scoops CR up in her arms and marches to the kitchen.
CR:" Hey is she gonna feed me? Good idea. I did work up an appetite. I want some ribs, cole slaw and...hey!!"
Tornado has decided that CR needs a few hours in the garage to cool off. She goes back to the sofa, puts Rusty Poopla in her lap and reads her book. Oh the joys of relaxing...
Meanwhile, Commando Reggie is trying to find a way back into the cozy house. There are no blankies or furniture to curl up on. And to make things worse, she forgot her cell phone in the house so cannot call Mad Max her sidekick to rescue her. Commando Reggie decides to pass the time by thinking of her revenge on the hooman.........
Will Mad Max look for his evil Queen? Will Tornado decide to keep CR in the garage? Will DM be thankful all his tools are locked in the shed? Tune in next week for more.......Commando Reggie....