I thought you all might get a chuckle or two out of this poem.

I hope CR doesn't do this to Slew's turkey!(Lol!)

Loyalkat Sophie

Turkey, Turkey Everywhere

The Turkey shot out of the oven

and rocketed into the air

it knocked every plate off the table

And partially demolished a chair

it ricocheted into a corner

And burst with a deafening boom

then splattered all over the kitchen

completely obscuring the room

It stuck to the walls and the windows

It totally coated the floor

There was turkey attached to the ceiling

Where there’d never been turkey before

It blanketed every appliance

It smeared every saucer and bowl

There wasn’t a way I could stop it

That turkey was out of control

I scraped and I scrubbed with displeasure

And I thought with chagrin

As I mopped

That I’ll never again stuff a turkey

With popcorn that hadn’t been popped