Commando Reggie: The Series
Tonight's Episode: None of your Bizness
[Fade in to show a hooded type litter box]
Bugsy Larue: "Hmmm...I better go to the box before I take a nap."
Commando Reggie:" Oh no I better get in there first."
Reggie cuts in front of Bugsy and even though she does not need to, she still goes in. Reggie begins to move the litter around, first over here, then over there, drawing pictures in the litter. Bugsy gives up and decides to come back later.
Reggie: Tee Hee....she who controls the litter box controls the world. Tee Hee"
Katerina:" Excuse me Autumn but I need to go to the little felines room"
Commando Reggie:" I need to go more. I'm taking cuts in line."
Reggie just goes in there and begins moving litter around. She puts a pawful in this corner, then that corner, starts rubbing litter on the walls of the box, all the while snickering evilly" TEE HEE"
Katerina:" Sigh. I guess I'll come back later"
Commando Reggie:" Tee hee...she who controls the litter box controls the world."
Dewskie:" Commando Reggie...please hurry up. I gotta go!!"
Commando Reggie just plays around with the litter refusing anyone access to the litter box. She is now making sand castles and her sand castles even have iron maidens and the rack in hers.[told you she was evil]
All the other kitties are now outside the box begging Reggie to pleeeease come out so they can use the box. Ronnie says he has a plan. The others just laugh at him. He is the nicest kitty ever and lets everyone run over him. What could he do to thwart the evil Commando Reggie?
Ronnie just goes into the box, crowds Reggie up against the back wall and to Reggie's horror, he begins his bizness.
Reggie:" OH NOOOOO!!!"
Ronnie finishes his bizness, looks at Reggie, smiles then leaves. The others are staring at Ronnie with their mouths open. He has effectively blocked the exit from the box.
Reggie:" Oh now I'm mad. He will rue the day he gave me my comeuppance. He will RUE the day.....MAX! Get in here and get me out of here!!! Max! Max?
MAAAAAAAAXXXXXXX! GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEERRRRREEEEE!!!!"
Will Mad Max put on his tights before helping Reggie out of her predicament? Will the other kitties give Ronnie the respect he deserves? And, until the doorway is cleared, where will the other kitties go for bizness????
Tune in next week for another episode of......COMMANDO REGGIE....THE SERIES
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Poor Max Max - he is probably rueing the day he left his happy home to become the sidesick od the evil Commando Reggie.
Her very own fur son wearing her tights! Hurry with the smelling salts, Protective. I want to know what color the tights are. ... Excuse me while I faint gracefully next to Witty - I just found Baby Shakespeare, the youngest hero of the great rescue operation, on the table with his head in my lunch bag. 
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