Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode:  What's That On The Carpet??

 

Tornao/the slew:" There.  Now the house is all clean and fresh and I can spend my weekend just relaxing.  I love a newly cleaned carpet.  Ohh I better get to the store and get supplies for us."  [Tornado/the slew leaves the house to do shopping]

 

Commando Reggie:" Tee Hee....ssssoooo, she thinks she will get some time to herself does she?  Too bad, I feel sorry for what I am about to do-not! HAHAHA!!!"  [picks up phone and tells Mad Max to get over at the cellar now.]

 

Mad Max:" I wonder what the oh so evil one has planned?  [rummages thru closet] There they are.  I love wearing my tye-dyed tights with the black shimmery lettering on the rump."  [goes over to the cellar]

 

Commando Reggie:" Max, we really need to do something about your tights but there is not enough time.  Quick!  Go into the all the bedrooms  and rumple all the covers.  I also want the pillows thrown onto the fllor and see if you can get some of them stuffed under the bed.  I will work on the living room."

 

Mad Max:" Aye Aye oh evil genius."[Max adjusts the seams of his tights as he goes to the bedrooms to do Reggie's bidding]

 

Commando Reggie:"  This is gonna be fun....bwaaahahaha!"

 

Commando Reggie spies a vase that needs to be hurled under the coffeetable.  She goes to the bookshelf and begins throwing books everywhere.  She decides that is not enough so she begins shredding some of the pages and tosses bits of torn pages all over the living room and even into the seat cushions!  CD's get kncked to the ground and some are placed behind the stereo never to be seen again.  OH NOOOO!!!! Now she knocks over the plants and if that wasn't enough, she begins to roll around in the potting soil to really get it ground into the carpet!!!! Throw pillows live up to their name as she throws them about the house.  All the pictures she can reach she rehangs them very crooked!!!

 

Mad Max:" Commando Reggie, I have finished with the bedrooms."

 

Commando Reggie:" Good work Sidekick.  Now, start shedding.  We need hair all over the place and try to get some to go in at an angle so it does not vacuum out so easily.  And here eat some of this plant.  I want you to place a hairball here, here and over there.  Got it?"

 

Max:" I hear and obey."

 

[1 hour later, they look at the havoc they have wrought]

 

Commando Reggie:" Nice work Max.  Now go home and next time try to find something else to wear." [as Mad Max turns to leave Reggie notices his rear for the first time] "SIDEKICK???"  [sighs]

 

Commando Reggie is curled up in the seat of power.  She hears Tornado/the slew turn the key in the lock.  The door opens and......

 

Commando Reggie:" teeeee heeeeeee"  [She closes her eyes and takes a well deserved nap for being evil is very tiring]

 

What evil deed does Commando Reggie and her sidekick Mad Max have planned next week?  Will Max get more subdued tights?  Will Reggie force him to at least remove the lettering from the rump?  Will mommy need a skinkerita to deal with the stress the fear of living with Commando Reggie causes?  Tune in next week for another episode of......Commando Reggie....The Series