Monty Meerkats at the flying circus burrow..

Tornadowarning Posted 06-17-07 09:17 PM    

[it was only a matter of time-sigh]

[scene-interior of circus burrow] In the series first episode, Flower and Nikita are sitting on a sofa in their print house dresses with their hair in rollers.

Flower: Nikita, why is there a penguin on the telly?

Nikita:I don't know. Has he been there the whole time?

meerkat1212 Posted 06-17-07 09:21 PM    

Flower: I think so.

Nikita: shall we go to the cafe for turtle eggs, scorpions, and Spam?

Flower: Sure, as soon as Zaphod gets back from the insect shop. He's been gone long enough, he could have caught his own...

tornadowarning Posted 06-17-07 09:24 PM    

dinner. I think I'm going to have spam, spam, spam, scorpion, plover's egg and spam....

meerkat1212 Posted 06-17-07 09:43 PM    

Before Nakita can reply, the penguin explodes.

Nakita: that's an odd thing. I think I'll order spam, avacado pear, spam, spam, and millipede...

tornadowarning Posted 06-17-07 09:46 PM    

[did I mention you have to imagine a parrot-type voice?]

Mozart comes silly pronking in the room.

Mozart: Mum, let's listen to the radio.....

pronker Posted 06-17-07 10:38 PM    

Wink, wink. Nudge, nudge, ya know what I mean...

meerkat_manor_lover Posted 06-18-07 01:00 AM    

LOL! !