Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: The Repairman

 

Tornado/Slew:" Oh good.  You are here.  The oven is right here and I do hope you can fix it as I need to cook Easter dinner Sunday."

 

Repairman:" No problem, ma'am.  It looks like a simple repair.  It should only take about half an hour at the most."

 

Tornado/Slew:" Thank goodness.  I will just be in the other room doing some household accounts.  If you need anything, just yell."

 

Repairman:" Oh what a pretty kitty.  You want to watch me work?"

 

Commando Reggie:" Yes, that's it.  Just keep turning your back on me."

 

Repairman:" No no kitty.  Stay out of my toolbox.  Those are how I make my living and some of them are sharp."

 

Commando Reggie:" Just get busy, human.  Don't worry about what I'm doing, though you should be worried.  Yes, very worried indeed. tee hee."

 

Repairman:" Hmm.  I could have sworn I brought my chisel.  No no kitty, stay out of my toolbox.  There's a nice kitty.  Awww you want a pat on the head?  Ouch!  No be a good kitty and just sit over there and watch."

 

Reggie:" Fool.  They always fall for the head pat.  HAHA!!  Hey I bet that tool could come in handy."

 

Repairman:" Awwww kitty, you got a friend.  Cute, but why is he wearing tye-dyed tights?  Oh well, now you too just be good kitties and let me work.  Hmmm, now where did I put that screwdriver?"

 

Reggie:"  OK Max,  take this to my lair and do not let Tornado see you."

 

Mad Max:" Aye Aye oh evil one."

 

Repairman:"  Um, kitty what are you doing with that duct tape?  hMRGPFHHH!"

 

Reggie:" BWAAAAHAHA!!!  Now the toolbox is mine!  Oh they will rue the day that I got my paws on this box of treasures.  Max!  Hide these finds in the KatKave."

 

She watches Max walk away to do her bidding.  "Why does he have to have "Sidekick" on his rear?  Sigh."

 

Hours later, Tornado/Slew sees what is taking so long.  EEEEKKK!!!  She sees the repairman tied up, his toolbox missing and the oven not even fixed.  She eyes a note on the floor......

The note says only : "BWAAAAAAHAHAHA!  Love, commando Reggie"