Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode:  Bad Hair Day

 

Tornado/slew:" With all this warmer weather, I better brush the kids to keep down the shedding."  Tornado/slew gets the brush and comb and announces "Who wants to play Beauty Shop?"  Ronnie Dean immediately volunteers as he loves all the attentions. 

 

Tornado/slew:" That's a good boy, Ronnie.  Yes, you like the brush don't you?  No Reggie, let me brush Ronnie.  Commando Reggie, would you please move your head?  Hey, don't hit your brother.  Ok I guess you really want to look beautiful so I'll brush you instead.  Reggie, come on.  Ok, Dewskie I see you are next then since Reggie has left my lap.  Oh you are a good boy too.  Commando Reggie, stop trying to bite the brush.  Reggie, I gotta groom you guys, will you get out of the way?  OW!! Reggie, why did you bite my hand?  HEY!!! Stop pushing Dewskie off my lap.  Reggie, since you rudely shoved Dewskie away, let me brush you.  Now stop wriggling around.  Will you stop biting the brush?  Ow!!  Get off my arm!  Stop scratching at me!!  Commando Reggie, give that back to me.  Now, Reggie.  Where are you going?  I said give me back that brush.  Come back here.  If I catch you, you are in so much trouble.  Where did you put the brush?  Sigh, I guess now I'll have spend the rest of the day looking under things to try and find that brush.  Commando Reggie, why do you do these things?"

 

Commando Reggie:"  Yes, that's it human.  Crawl around on your knees looking under the beds. Tee Hee...oh man is her knees going to hurt tomorrow."

 

As Tornado/slew crawls around trying to find the brush under the bed, Commando Reggie sees the perfect opportunity for attack.  Reggie readies herself :"  Hm, I don't think her knees will be her only problem.  A little bit closer human.  Purrrrrfect."   Commando Reggie leaps!!! 

 

Will Tornado/slew survive the sneak attack?  Will the other kiddies ever get their beauty treatment?  Tune in next week for more Commando Reggie......