Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode:  Oklahoma Underground

 

Tornado/slew: "Well, since company is coming over, I better clean out this hallway closet for them to put their jackets.  Hmmmm, I don't remember putting this sheetrock in here.  Wow!  There is a secret trapdoor in here.  I never knew this was here.  I wonder where it will lead?"  Tornado/slew gets her flashlight and her lucky flask 'o skinkeritas and enters the tunnel.  "Man, this thing goes on for miles.  Where in the world does it end up at?"  She keeps on exploring the tunnel as she is a very curious kat.  Suddenly she sees something laying on the ground.  "Hey how did this fur child brush get here?  And there is my missing driver's license.  And I don't believe it.  How did this cell phone and credit cards get here?"  Looks at the names on the credit cards.  "Hmmm, these credit cards have weird names on them.  This one belongs to someone named Ai Py.  This one has the name Diskuveri Chanal on it.  HAHA!! This is a funny name.  It says Leemoor Keendum on it.  Man whoever built this tunnel sure had friends with funny names."  Tornado/slew puts them back where she found them and trudges along.  Hours later Tornado sees a light coming thru a crack in the ceiling.  " Thank God I'm nearly there.  I am almost out of skinkeritas."  She sees a ladder leading up to another trapdoor.  On the ground strewn about are shovels, pick-axes, hoes, spades and a wheelbarrow.  There is also a closet with a pair of tye-dyed tights with the word "sidekick' on the rear.  Tornado:" Sidekick???"  She climbs up the ladder.  As Tornado pops her head out of the trapdoor she hears a scream.

 

"EEEEEEKKKKK" 

 

Witty:" Tornado, what are you doing?  Where did that trapdoor come from?  What is happening???"

 

Tornado:" Witty?  Did you know there is a tunnel leading from my house to yours?"

 

Mad Max:" Ut ohs.  Commando Reggie will not like this."  He sneaks out of the room and calls Reggie.

 

Commando Reggie:" Oh she did, did she?  Wait! I got a plan".  Commando Reggie whispers the plan to Max :" Psst, psst psst."  Max grins and gives a thumbs up.  He slinks off to do her evil bidding.

 

What is the devilish plan they have hatched?  Will Witty and Tornado decide since it has been a long day they will have a par-tay?  Will the other sister Quirkies and honored guests upon being invited, discover tunnels under their burrows also?  You might find out next week on Commando Reggie....The Series.