Shakespeare Homer is dressed as any lawyer would be in a pin-striped suit with black wingtips.  His hair is slicked back with Brille creme.  Irridescence the Quirkie racehorse is at the ready to be his steed.   

 

Shakespeare Homer:" Ok Irridescence.  I'm ready."

Irridescence:" Alllllrighty then.  Climb aboard and hang on!"

  And they are on their way.  With Shakes reading the directions given to him by his mommy, Loving. 

 

Meanwhile, in the tunnel, all the other Quirkie pets are assembled to start the other plan of a breakout. 

Zareez the pocket panther:" Ok kats, I want team A to dig a tunnel from Witty's house to the jail.  I want team B to extend this tunnel to Rio in case the Quirkies need to flee the country.  I want team C to dig a tunnel from Protective's house to the nearest Golden Corral as I am getting hungry.  Each team will be assigned two Quirkie dogs to help the digging go faster.  And as for the Quirkie sheep, I want you to knit sweaters from your wool as this tunnel is very chilly.  Now go!!"

 

Everyone begins their assigned tasks.  The Quirkie dogs are very good diggers and the tunnels are taking no time at all. 

 

[At the jail]

Witty:" Yes Protective, I agree with your choice of Quirkie.  I think the name she uses in the jeopardy burrow is [is interrupted by the officer #1]

 

officer #1:" Ahem, ladies I have a Mr. Shakespeare Homer Quirkie to see you.  He claims he is your lawyer."

 

Witty and Protective look at each other and smile.  They never doubted their Quirkie family would save them. 

 

Into the cell walks Shakes looking quiet dapper in his pinstripe suit. They hear a whinney outside.  They see Irridescence out the window.

 

Shakes:" We don't know who framed you but we are going to get you out of here.  Just go along with whatever we say and you will go home."

 

Protective:" Ok Shakes. We trust you."

 

Witty:" Anyhoos, now back to bidness.  I think for honorary Quirkie we should choose [clink, clunk, galunk]

 

Protective:" What in the world of burrows is that grappling hook doing wrapped around the bars on the window?"

 

A face appears.  It is Toby!!!  

Toby:" Shakes, different plan.  We are just going for a good, old fashioned jail break.  We have the rope attached to the hook tied to Squiggly and Lulu.  They are very strong and will pull out the bars."

 

Stormy:" Um is that the DF?"

 

Everyone turns to see DF pronking like mad towards the jail entrance.  And oh boy does she look in a foul humor.

 

DF Pronker:" I got your message.  What do you think you are doing arresting my Quirkies and taking me away from the tourney preperations?!?"

 

Officer #1 is too intimidated to speak.  So officer #2 gulps and tells her what happened.

 

DF:" Show me this "evidence" you clown."

Df looks at it.  "Harrumpf.  Did it ever occur to you that the very time these cards were used that they were on msn chat as they are every night?  And, did noone notice that the phone number that the complaint was from is Protective's number and the caller kept going Bwaaahaha as she tattled?  And how come noone thought to question the witness in Witty's home who had video proof of Mad Max placing the cards in their purses?"

 

Officer #2:" Witness?  There was a witness?  Who is this witness?"

 

DF:" Right behind me." She steps aside and reveals Devil Kitty.  "You see, Devil Kitty was trying out his new cam corder when he thought it would be funny to tape Max in his tights and cape."

 

They all review the tape.  It shows Max receiving a phone call, then ringing the doorbell, then when Witty and Protective are seeing who is at the door, it shows him putting the cards in their purses. 

 

Officer #1 finally is able to speak.

Officer #1:" Ok girls.  You are free to go.  Sorry about that."

 

Witty:"No problem."

Protective:" It's ok."

 

DF:" If Max the sidekick is in on this, then we already know who the mastermind was behind it.  I think I want to have a chat with Commando Reggie."

 

Witty:""

Protective:""

 

 

What will the DF say to Reggie?  Will Mad Max try to hide his tights from the DF? 

 

Tune in this Friday for the conclusion of :

 

Commando Reggie: The Series.......