Commando reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: Week Of Worries

 

Tornado/slew:" Man oh Mandella what a week.  I'm tired.  Let me tell you the highlights.:

  Sunday: Commando Reggie took control of the food dishes.  She hit out at the other kitties when they wanted to eat.  This caused a huge riot in the kittie play room.  During the fracas, the water bowl got turned over and with the kitty litter flying about the place, it was a nightmare to clean up.

 

Monday: Commando Reggie would not stop crinkeling paper.  She knows that sound makes Rusty/Poopla very nervous yet she did it anyway.  Each time I took paper away from her she would swat at me.  Then she did the unthinkable and hit Rusty for being such a momma's boy. 

 

Tuesday: Commando Reggie took control of the storm safety room.  She has locked it and I noticed a strange package had been opened in the living room.  The addy is from Rio.  Rio?  Then a tornado warning had been issued and she refused to let us in.  We begged for our lives.  As the rest of us were cowering in the bathtub, over the screams of the sirens, I thought I heard what sounded like two wicked kitties snickering in the safe room.

 

Weds: I got written up at work today.  I told Commando Reggie to keep out of my purse.  Then when I got to work, my badge was missing so I had to get a new one made and this caused me to be late clocking in.  When I tried to explain to my boss that my evil kat took it as revenge, he told me to quit talking while I was ahead.  When I got home, I found Commando Reggie wearing my badge and imitating me and making me into a joke in front of Mad Max.   At least that explains why I found tights with the word sidekick on the rear in the laundry basket.  Anyway, I don't walk like she pretended I do. 

 

Thursday:After a night of not sleeping due to Commando Reggie jumping up and down on me with all her might, I went to work.  It was a long day.  When I got home I thought I would fix a snack.  I planned to sit on the sofa and watch tv as I ate.  Commando Reggie thought it would be fun to try and put her paws all over my plate.  She kept trying to take my food.  Then when I was getting a drink from my glass, she used her head as a battering ram on the bottom of the glass causing the contents to spill on me.  This caused me to drop my samich onto the sofa.  As I was cleaning up the mess, she decided she had earned a reward and got my samich.  Not wanting to give her this reward for what she had done, I tried to take it away from her.  She growled and ran away with the food. 

 

Friday:  Commando Reggie is just watching us for now.  The atmosphere is tense as we are all wondering what is planned next.  I tell you, I'm exhausted.....