[Special early edition as we are leaving for our camping trip in about an hour]

 

Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: The Babysitter

 

Tornado/slew:" Oh please come in Ms. Lazuli.  Let me show you where everything is.  Here is the kitties pottie boxes, here is the scoop, here is the food and their dishes.  Oh this?  Yes, it is Commando Reggie's personal pottie box.  Noone else is allowed to use it.  Everything should be ok and we are taking the doggies with us.  I guess that is it.  Oh, you might want to be on alert just in case.  Ok bye everyone, be good for mommy and daddy."

 

Ms. Lazuli:" Just in case? In case of what?  Ok kitties, let's get aquainted.  Oh, you all look so precious.  Where is everyone going?  Oh no need to cower under the bed.  It is ok.  Oh well now, aren't you a big pretty kittie.  What's your name sweetie?"

 

Commando Reggie:" Noneya."

 

Ms. Lazuli:" Noneya?"

 

Commando Reggie:" None ya bizness."

 

Ms. Lazuli:" Ok so then.  Do you want to play with the pretty toy I brought?"

 

Commando Reggie:" {snickers] Sure I do. Give it to me."

 

Ms. Lazuli:" Oh no kittie, take the toy gentley.  Please do not bite my hand while doing so.  I'll just get a bandage."

 

Commando Reggie:" Toys?  Does she think I am a kitten?  I do not play with toys. But I do play mind games...tee hee." Reggie slinks after Ms. Lazuli.

 

Ms. Lazuli gets the bandages and as she turns around she gasps.  " Oh my!  I did not see you follow me kitty.  It startled me.  Please try to be a good kitty as I have bad nerves."

 

Commando Reggie:" Oh hooman you should not have told me that.  AHAHAHA!!"

 

Ms. Lazuli:" I think I will fix a snack before I settle down." Ms. Lazuli goes into the kitchen and opens the cupboard.  She screams.

 

Ms. Lazuli: "ARGGHH!!!  Kitty! Please stop doing that.  I told you my nerves cannot take too much.  Now please be good." 

 

Commando Reggie sneaks toward the bedroom where the others are cowering under the bed.  She crawls under there and begins her usual torment of smacking the others around.  A great wailing rises from underneath the bed and Ms. Lazuli is on her way to see what it is.  As she carefully lifts the dustruffle to peer under the bed, all the other kitties come running out at her as they fear that she is Mad Max coming to aid Comando Reggie.  Ms. Lazuli totally freaks out as all the furries come rushing at her head and face.  She screams and protects herself from harm.  The others realize it is not Mad Max and thinking they will be in big trouble for this, they run and hide in the living room.

 

Ms. Lazuli:" [sobs] Oh...oh my poor face and hands.  Ohhhh  I feel faint.  Please someone help me with this evil kitty."

 

Ms. Lazuli decides to takle a shower.  As she is washing her hair, she feels something brush the shower curtain.  She rinses her eyes out and sees a man silhouette outside the curtain!!!  Clutching her self and screaming she rips the curtain in her haste to get away from it.  As she tumbles in a tangle from the curtain, she sees a cardboard cutout of a big man and it is wearing a hat. Ms. Lazuli is truly about to lose whatever wits she has left.  Crying, sobbing, she begs for some relief from this evil kittie.

 

Ms. Lazuli decides to call for protection.  She gets to the phone, picks up the receiver, and find the phone is dead.  As she slowly replaces the receiver in its hook, she hears, coming from close behind her, a raspy, voice hissing......

 

" Cazannarosannadanna."

 

Fade to Lake Quirkie.

 

[ring ring]

 

Tornado/slew:" Hello? Oh hi neighbor.  How you doing?  What?  You are kidding me!1 No Way!!!  Thank you and have a great day."

 

Tornado calls DM over and begins to tell the tale of how Ms. Lazuli is on her way to a home and has lost her nerves and the only thing she can say is...Cazannarosannadanna take care good kittie.   

 

Will Ms. Lazuli ever get better?  Will Tornado and DM realize it was Reggie that did this?  Will they decide to have hamburgers or steak on the grill for dinner tonight?  Will there ever be anymore volunteers for babysitting duties at Tornado's house?  Tune in next week for another episode of Commando Reggie....