Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: "All Hail Nikita"

 

Commando Reggie and Max are in their new tunnel and are grabbing all their emergency supplies to make a quick getaway before the hoomans and Nikita arrive.  If their is one thing that Commando respects it is a pronking meerkat DF. 

 

Commando Reggie, checks items off her list as she puts them in the carry all.:" Ok... food...check.  Water....check.  Cell phone...check.  Batteries...check.  Flame thrower...check.  No Max, we do not have room for your extra tights. Just try not to get a run in the ones you have on.  Now where was I, oh yes.  Spear, rifles and 2008 calendar with kitten pictures...check.  Blow torch...check.  Oh yes and my favorite book..Goldilocks and The Three Bears.  Ok Max pick up the carryall and follow me. 

  [hears key in door]  Ut ohs....someone is coming in"

 

Tornado/slew:" I'm telling you DM. I do not know how a Kalahari phone number got on our phone.  Kids!!! We are home!!!  Um....Commando Reggie, why do you keep digging tunnels in our closets?  Max, what is in that bag?  Ronnie Dean, why is everyone high-fiving each other?"

 

As Tornado and DM try to get answers, we cut to Nikita on the bus. 

 

Nikita:" God, I hate taking the bus.  But it is better than flying because meerkats require a vet's note plus the quarentine alone would force me to be away from my family that much longer.  Ohhhh that evil Commando Reggie.  How dare she!  Hannibal and myself only agreed to be the bad guys on the manor if AP portrayed us as evil yet loveable.  Reggie is really bad and making the whole mob look bad.  When I get thru with her she will be walking around with 5 paws....one on each foot and one up her rear..  Thank God this ride is over.  The Little My bus Line from the Kalahari to Oklahoma is really a long route.  Oh great there are taxis over there."

 

Nikita exits the bus and gets her luggage.  She hails a cab and gives the driver the address to Slew's house.  She settles in and watches the scenery as the cab speeds along Hiwy 75.

 

[cut to Tornado's house]

 

Commando Reggie:" Get out our way hooman or it will be the worst for you."

 

Suddenly Squiggly gets between them.

Squiggly:" That is enough Commando Reggie.  And you too Mad Max.  Mommy, I was the one that called Nikita.  I pretended to be you because I was scared of Reggie making me rue the day I told on her.  I'm sorry.  But Nikita is on her way and all will be well again.  In fact, I just heard a cab pull in the drive now."

 

They all look out the window to see Nikita pronking like mad up the walk.  She is so mad that she does not take the time to pay the taxi driver his fare.  Commando Reggie and Mad Max tremble in each others arms as they cower in the corner.  The tunnel entrance is blocked by Daisy and the hallway is blocked by Squiggly.  Rusty[poopla] and the others all cover the window exits. There is no escape for Reggie and Max.  Tornado and DM open the door and Nikita pronks her way into the house.  Mad Max steps away from Commando Reggie's side.  He points at Reggie and says...:" She made me do it.  It was all her idea.  I don't know what you are talking about.  I never heard of the place.  Who?  I was at the movies all night."

 

Commando Reggie:" Moron! Wait until the questions begin before giving your alibis!!!! Sheesh!"

 

Nikita grabs Max and takes his cape off and scentmarks it.  She then rubs his nose in it.  Next she rips off the word sidekick from his tights and makes him eat them.  Then she stuffs him in the carryall, puts Witty's address on it and sends him back to his mommy.  Then she turns her attention on Commando Reggie.

 

Commando Reggie is really afraid.  She knows she overstepped her bounds this time.  She tries grooming Nikita as a last resort. 

 

Nikita just grins and asks Commando reggie a question. :" Commando Reggie, what paw size are you?"

 

Commando Reggie:" I'm sorry I don't understand."

 

Nikita:" Well,  I have a paw that is just right for you to wear...."

 

NOTE:The next scene was to embarrassing for Commando Reggie to be written.

 

Will Nikita get home in time for foraging?  Will Max get the scentmark out of his cape?  Will he get sidekick back on his rear?  Will Commando Reggie learn to walk with 5 paws?  Who will pay the taxi driver?  And is the fare meter still running?  These questions may or may not be answered in next week's episode of.........

 

Commando Reggie.....