Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: The Dr. is in

 

[Scene: A vet waiting room.  Tornado/slew loves her furries.  And even though it is Commando Reggie, Tornado is still wanting to stop her daughter's discomfort.]

 

Tornado/slew:" Hi.  I'm here to see Dr. Dinsdale to relieve my Commando Reggie of her pain."

 

Nurse:" What was the problem again?  I could not understand you on the phone."

 

Tornado/slew:" She has Nikita's paw stuck up her rear and Nikita wants it back to help her foraging."

 

Nurse:" Oh [giggle] ok.  [snicker].  Just have a seat and the Dr. will be right with you."

 

Commando reggie:' Oh how she will pay for mocking my embarrassment."

 

They are called into the examination room.  Dr. dinsdale is checking to make sure he has any and all extraction tools at the ready.  He hopes one of his tools will work as he has never taken a paw out of a kitties rear before.

 

Dr. Dinsdale:' Ok...as this procedure has never been done before, my colleagues would like to watch the operation."

 

Tornado:" Sure.  As long as it is taken out I don't care if the whole medical proffession is watching."

 

Dr. Dinsdale:" Oh but they will.  We are on U toob."

 

Commando Reggie:" Oh the humiliation.  Oh the shame.  Am I to be made into a jest?  Something must be done to save my pride."

 

Dr. Dinsdale:" I will just get the nurse to help out.  Will you go with me Mrs. Quirkie?"

 

Tornado:" Yes I will.  Reggie has been so good lately I don't think she will do anything."

 

As soon as the door closes, Commando Reggie jumps into action.  She calls Mad Max on her cell phone and tells him where to meet her.  Then she begins to reprogram the computer.  As part of the CRIMP curriculum, all furries must learn how to disable or reprogram any puter within a matter of seconds.  Then, Commando Reggie opens the door which adjourns to a pet holding area in the next room.  She sees all the furries waiting to get readied for spays and neuters and even those there just for checkups.  Commando Reggie opens all the cages and the animals all go beserk. She then changes the master control on the building radio to play only Michael Bolton and Hanson songs.  Oh the horrors!!! 

 

The entire establishment is in chaos as they try to shut out the horrid music with one hand while trying to contain the excited, out of control animals running about.  During the melee, Commando Reggie runs into the nurses station and begins to give the nurse that laughed at her a noogie.  Suddenly Mad Max appears at Reggie's side and starts to give nurse a wet willie/wedgie combo.  Oh this horrible pair of miscreants!!

The nurse is weeping for her life as Reggie and Max begin to tear apart the files.  They take all the credit card info and make a run for it. 

 

They escape out the door and laugh joyfully at the shambles of the hospital.  The terrible destruction they have left behind in their wake is enough to make the most hardened news reporter lose his dinner.  The police have cordoned off the area.  Firemen and SWAT teams have set up control stations.  Video tape is reviewed.  Yet, in all the tracking, investigating, and searching for sanity to be put in place,  Commando Reggie and Mad Max are nowhere to be found. 

 

Big Time police Official:" Mrs Quirkie.  We do not seem to be able to find your daughter.  Video tape shows her and a Mad Max escaping moments before we arrived.  All that is left of her is this  we found laying beside the nurse."

 

Tornado looks into the police officers hand to see......

 

THE FIFTH PAW!!!!!!

 

Will Commando Reggie and Mad Max be found?  Will Tornado have to pay for damages?  Will Dr. Dinsdale ever get the notoriety he deserves?  Will nurse learn noty to laugh at other's pain? Will Nikita get her paw back? Tune in next week for more

 

COMMANDO REGGIE....The Series