Note to readers: As MM has begun it's new season, just like Friday jeopardy, Commando Reggie will go into hiatus until the season 4 shows are over.  But never fear, she will be back.  So let's all enjoy the peace gained by her going on vacation.

 

Commando Reggie: The Series

Tonight's Episode: Even Commando Reggie Deserves A Vacation

 

Commando Reggie and Mad Max are hiding in their tunnel and packing their bags for a long deserved vacation.  Commando Reggie feels that a few weeks on a fab beach will help heal her ego after the Nikita and fifth paw ordeal.  Mad Max is hoping to go back to that little shop to buy more tights.

 

Commando Reggie:" Ok Max.  I think that is everything.  And this time I will be holding onto the tickets, money and passport.  I refuse to get in that hotdog costume again.  Are you ready to go?"

 

Mad Max:" Yes, evil mistress.  You lead and I'll follow.  Right behind you.  I got your back. I.."

 

Reggie:" Stop with the grovelling, Max!  And take off that speedo.  You will not wear that thing while with one as great and evil as I.  Here, put on these jammers.  Oh ho, sounds like the hoomans have returned from work.  Let's eavesdrop for a moment."  Reggie and Max sneak to the tunnel entrance to spy on the humans.

 

Tornado/slew:" You know DM,  I was not happy when Commando Reggie demanded a benefit package from us to be our furrchild, but in hindsight I'm really glad we gave her one."

 

DM:" Yes, the annual vacation she gets helps us recharge our batteries for another round of evil."

 

Tornado:" I guess we should go to bed.  Gotta get up early in the morning."

 

Everyone settles down for a good night's sleep.  There is a nice calm in the air as the cellar heads to Quirkie dreamland. 

 

Commando Reggie decides that is her cue.  She tells Max to load the car and wait for her outside.  She jumps onto the Dish Satelite receiver.  As she is a very heavy kitty, it makes a loud thumping sound.

 

Tornado:" Gasp!!  Someone is in the living room."

 

Dm:" I'm going to check it out."  He goes into the other room.  "Commando Reggie!!  Hey, when did you get home?  Sure you want to sleep on the receiver?  Ok then.  I guess no harm can come from it.  Quirkie dreams CR."

 

Tornado:" Honey, I don't think she should be on there. I have a bad feeling about this."

 

DM:" Relax and go to sleep."

 

Just as they are about to drift off into peaceful slumber, a loud crackling and sputtering brings them fully awake.  As they wonder what in the world it could be they see sparks flashing from the doorway coming from the living room.  The crackling, hissing and zzzzzzzzztttttt sounds get louder.  The Tornadoes jump out of bed to see the Dish receiver on fire!!!  DM runs and grabs the fire extinguisher and Tornado runs to put on some lights to see the trouble.  Luckily, the fire gets put out. 

 

As the Tornadoes hug in relief, they notice a terrible smell.  It is a very pungent aroma that burns their eyes.  They both know it is not any ordinary electrical smell alone.  When they go to clean up the area, they notice a liquid all over the receiver and top of the tv.  As Tornado and DM look in disbelief as noone has done something like this before, they see a note on the coffeetable. 

 

They pick up the note and read it.  The note says:

  Dear Hoomans,

     I am going on vacation.  Do not bother me and do not let anyone touch my things.  Tell Witty I am taking Mad Max with me.  Afterall, someone needs to carry my luggage and fan me on the beach.  I also damaged the receiver so you would not be able to watch any tv and with MM returning, and all the big races, I know this will really drive you crazy.  And it will keep me in your thoughts.  Ta ta for now hoomans...and beware: I shall return.  Never let your gaurd down.  Keep looking over your shoulder. 

    Your loving daughter,

       Commando Reggie.

 

There is a photo with the note.  It shows Commando Reggie and Mad Max in their going on vacation clothes.  Tornado slinks toward the ground in a faint.

 

Will Tornado buy another receiver?  Will the Quirkies use the time to finally relax? Why is Mad Max wearing a dress?  Will readers realize that apart from the dialogue, the tunnel, and vacation that Commando Reggie really did almost burn the house down by urinating on the receiver?  Will Tornado ever find out why she did it?  Will CR ever go outside the box a second time or was it only once in a lifetime chance to ruin Tornado's viewing pleasure?  Stay tuned next season to maybe or maybe not find out the answers in the next season of....

 

COMMANDO REGGIE THE SERIES

PS-CR and Max are snazzy dressers...tee hee