Commando Reggie: Special Bulletin

Tonight's Episode: The Weekly Happenings

 

  Tornado and DM, despite having suffered puter problems with the airports finally arrive home.  as they claim their luggage, they overhear how there was a huge puter problem that caused havoc with the airlines.  They think, oh well, these things happen. 

    They get their car and listen to local news broadcasts.  They learn of a powerful takeover that resulted in mass unemployment when an unknown evil bought all the businesses.  How sad they think. 

    As they arrive on their street, they notice all the homes have been deserted with keep out signs and the neighborhood folks all leaving in droves with panicked looks on their faces.  The lawns and gardens have all been dug up.  The trees all have claw marks on them.  What is going on? they wonder. 

   They pull into the drive and see SWAT, CIA, FBI, IRS and UN have converged on their block trying to restore order.  Wow!! What excitement they missed while on vacation. 

    They enter their home, and notice all is in order.  Everything purrfect and spotless.  But the house looks different.  The furnishings are different.  They see the neighbors they had commissioned to baby sit for them.  They look drawn and tired.  They are also wearing butler and maid livery.  The furries also look worn out.  Everyone but CR.  She just stands there with a document in her paw. 

    CR begins to brag on her dirty deeds while hoomans were away.  She tells of using fake credit cards to buy up buisiness to sell for profi.  She then turned those profits over to buy up the town.  Her rules as Mayor have even the meanest folks scared.  She then tells how she has rigged the Olympics as she bet big bank on Mikey Phelps.  She had Mad Max go to Georgia to plant fake bigfoot bodies to fool hoomans into believing such nonesense.  She then, as a final fun thing to do, used her CRIMP students to practice their new found puter skills to thwart the airlines puters to cause havoc just because. 

      Then she tells how if you want to live in her house, you have to sign this document to show undying devotion and obey her every command.  Tornado and DM slink to the floor as they see on the TV their home being surrounded by the various government factions. 

 

Will CR be stopped in time?  Will the fake bigfoot show evil kitty sidekick DNA traces?  Will the neighbors stop sticking their noses in Tornado's bidness now?  The answers may be coming or they may not...Tune in for the next installment of.....

 

  COMMANDO REGGIE!!!!

 

 

What is really scary is the original post was so horrific, it had to be deleted to save the readers sanity.........

 

 

Bigfoot..........FAKE?????

 

Love the crown!  I make sure my sweet girls do not see any CRIMP ads.  I do not want them to become weapons of mass destruction.  Their powers are only to be used for good.

Ut ohs...a CRIMP reunion?  Yikes...Everyone, please check the mail and destroy any invites to this!!!  Do not let your furries attend!!!  I overheard CR talking and it is also an evil workshop...