Commando Reggie: Season 2 Premier

 

Tonight's Episode: She's Baaaacccckkk

 

Slew:" Ah, what a wonderful few weeks it has been.  Weather has been purrfect, no problems at work, DM got a new job.  Everything is finally going good for a change.  Well, no time for dilly-dally.  I got housework to do."  Slew begins her wifely chores around the house and I'm not talking the trophy wife kind either. 

  Slew decides to start by making the bed.  As she straightens the blankets, she feels a sting. "Ouch."  she proclaims.  She looks thru the covers to see what it was that stung her.  EEEEEKKKK!!!!  SPIDER!!!!  Quickly she kills it, knowing it is wrong to harm any living thing but spiders are a totally different katagory altogether. 

  Slew:" Oh man, better put some disinfectant on this."  She heads to the first aid kit.  As she opens it up, a swarm of angry wasps fly out of the box.  "Ouch, ouch, ouch."  she screams as they sting her in the face.  In her battle with the wasps, slew manages to get the window open and shoo them outside.  " Oh man, good thing I'm not allergic.  I better find that disinfectant fast." 

   Slew finds the disinfectant.  As she rubs the ointment on her stings, she begins to feel a burning sensation.  "Ouchies, ouch ouch!!  Hmmm, that's weird.  Why does my disinfectant smell like batteries?  It must be out of date."  Quickly she washes the stuff off her face.  She notices her finger and face is staring to swell.  Not a good look on her. 

    Slew:" I guess I better vacuum instead."  As she opens the closet to get the vacuum out, a tornado eating tiger jumps out and begins mauling her.  During the fracas, slew manages to get it to go outside but not before it runs off with one of her feet.  " Hey, you bring back my foot!! Hey!! Here kitty kitty!! Bring back my foot!"  The tiger just ignores her.  Slew thinks she might want to put a bandge on it.  She decides to finish last nights dishes before she goes to the hospital as she does not want to come home to a dirty house.  She puts her hand in the sink to start scrubbing the dishes when she feels a sharp pain to her wrist.  SHARK!!!!  Slew:" Now how on earth did I miss the shark fin?  And how did that huge shark get in my sink anyways?"  She uses the dishtowell to stop the bleeding while thinking it has been a strange day. 

   Slew:" I will wash these bloody clothes then head to the emergency room.  Oh I guess I better fold the clothes in the dryer since I am here by the laundry room.  I still don't see how all these things could happen in one morning.  Very strange.  Noone will believe it.  What's this?"  As slew really takes a good look at what she is folding from the dryer, she is stunned to realize what it is.  Her heart beats faster, the color drains from her swollen face, her knees begin to feel rubbery.  For what she is folding is a pair of tye dyed tights with the word sidekick on the rear.  Her eyes look at the wall in front and she spies the note taped to the wall.  All that is on it is this message:

 

"BOO!!"

      love,

  Commando Reggie

 

Will Slew make it to the emergency room?  Or will she do a Daisy imitation and faint?  Will she try to put on shoes even though she only has one foot now?  Will CR demand a steak for dinner or to go out to eat?  Tune in next week for the next episode of....Commando Reggie S2-The Series