Commando Reggie: The Series

Tonight's Episode:Mommie's Boo Boo

 

[fade in to The Cellar where Slew and Witty are on MSN chat.]

 

Witty:" Wow, you have been busy.  I het big miniini housework also."

Slew:" Oh BRB.  I got to deal with the laundry."

 

Meanwhile, Commando Reggie has been watching Slew all this time.  As she sees Slew going into the garage, she gets an evil idea.

 

CR:" Bwaaahaha!!  Oh man, this will be great."

 

Slew adds fabric softner to the wash.  As she turns to head back into the house, she sees the vacuum cleaner she left there after doing the rug.  She heads towards the vacuum to return it to the closet where it belongs.

 

Slew never sees Commando Reggie sneak into the garage.  Does not see CR get a plank of wood and hammer.  Does not see CR adding width to the threshold.  Slew does not see that Mad Max is there with a video recorder taping the whole thing.  All she wants to do is get the vacuum put away so she can continue on with her chat.  And she can tell by the sounds the 'puter is making, Witty has invited others to join the chat and Slew is anxious to say hi and get the latest gossip.

 

Slew picks up the vacuum and opens the door.  She begins to step up over the threshhold without noticing how much wider it is.  Her foot hits the plank of wood causing her to stumble.  As she frantically tries to stop herself from falling, she scraps her shoulder on the doorframe.  Commando Reggie takes this opportunity to nudge the cleaner into the side of the cabinet.  The Slew cannot understand how the vacuum got twisted into that direction.  Before she can correct it, the cleaner rams into the cabinet causing Slew to hit her shin on the cleaner. 

Slew:" Ouchies!!  Oh man that is gonna leave a bruise.  Yikes!! that is tender.  Better clean these up with disinfectant."

   She puts the cleaner away, cleanses her wounds, checks to make sure the nosy neighbors did not see this latest embarrasment of hers, then returns to chat.

 

Slew:" Hi guys.  You will never guess what I just did....You se......"[fade out to Commando reggie and Mad Max.]

 

Commando Reggie:"Yes Is this America's Funniest Videoes?  Well I think we got a winner for your show." 

 

Commando Reggie and Mad Max begin diabolical laughter.  Bwaa haa bwaa haaa....

 

Will Slew get over her mornings anguish?  Will she think the neighbors saw it all anyway?  Will Commando reggie and Mad Max win the 10,000 dollar prize?  The world may never know.

 

Tune in next week for another episode of.....Commando Reggie