Commando Reggie: The Series

 

 Tonight's Episode: Dial "M" For Mischievious

 

Mad Max:" Oh evil one...I have brought my cell phone and have the rented limo with it's own private phone.  Where did you wish me to drive you?"

 

Commando Reggie:" Don't ask questions.  Just do as you are told."

Mad max:" I hear and obey."

Commando Reggie checks to make sure she has her cell phone also and they walk to the limo. 

Commando Reggie:" Max...the door."

Mad Max:" Yes ma'am."  He opens the door and helps her in and then gets behind the wheel.  As Commando Reggie gives him directions, he smiles.  He recieves the plan of action and they arrive at their destination.  [fade out]

[fade in to Tornado's workplace.] 

  Tornado/slew:" Sigh.  What a nice day.  If I have to be at work I wish I could be outside and not in the office today."  Tornado never realizes she is being watched by two sets of high-def binoculars from the parking lot. 

   [ring ring] 

Tornado:" Hi this is Tornado Quirkie.  May I help you?"

Caller:" Yes...Could you tell me how to find your business?" 

As Tornado gives directions another phone rings.  Tornado puts the first caller on hold to answer the other line. 

Caller:" Is your refridgerater running?"

Tornado:" Hold please and I will find maint to answer that."  She tries to get the first caller off the line to deal with the second one when another phone line rings.  Tornado answers it.

Caller#3:" This is home office.  [snicker].  You better not put me on hold.  Just talk to me about your duties in 1000 words or more."

Tornado tries to talk while trying to find maint. to deal with the fridge caller and give directions.  Woo Hoo..she thinks.  At least the first caller hung up.  But then that phone rings again.

 

Caller:" Yes this is a very important call.  I am looking for an associate with the name Stu  Pididiot."

Tornado tries paging the individual.  "Stu Pididiot...Stu Pididiot"

The third caller yells as slew has not finished describing her job, the second caller hangs up and then another call.

 

Caller:" Cazannarossanadannaaa..."
Tornado:" Grr!!!  These phones won't stop ringing!!!  And if they ring more than three times big boss man gets mad and yells."

  Tornado spends the rest of her morning answering the phones as they will not stop ringing.  Every time one caller hangs up, another cal comes in.  Ring ring!!! Ring Ring!!!  Ring Ring!!!

 

Tornado:" Oh would you folks please stop calling me."

     The next caller wants slew to page for another associate  "Phil McCracken!!! Phil McCracken!!!"  Tornado pages.

Torndao:' Wahhh!!! Oh please stop calling!!"  she wails as yet another phone rings.

    Finally it is lunchtime.  Tornado gets relief and can leave the office.  She practically runs from it to get away from the phones.  As she rushes outside to free her ears and mind from the ringing...she sees a long, black limo drive away.  She wonders who it could be and thinks if only it was her fake boyfriend Kenny Chesney to rescue her.

[fade out]

[fade in to the limo]

 

Commando reggie and Mad Max are laughing it up.  They were watching Tornado the whole time and thought it was funny how she had to run all over the office answering the phones. 

Commando reggie:'  LOL!! Max...that Phil mcCracken was a good name.  Tee Hee  Oh boy that was fun."

Mad Max:" HAHA!!  Thank you...but I thought the name Stu Pididiot was good too. It was a good day oh evil one."

They drive home laughing....laughing......

 

Will tornado ever know who the real callers were?  Will CR and the Mad one go straight home or are they planning on harrassing the other Quirkies?  Did Mad Max wear his tights?  Will Kenny Chesney ever ask Tornado to marry him?  The world may never know...

Tune in next week for another episode of......Commando Reggie...The Series