Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode: The Winner Is.....[part 2]

 

[The following paragraph is from our sister Cordee.....Congrats on your entry win!!!]

 

Bugsy LaRue cannot imagine in her wildest imaginings what CR and Mad Max are doing next door at the overly religious neighbor's house. She watches in horror as CR drops a white envelope out of her mouth at Mad Max's feet and orders him to slide it under the door. She hunkers down as she watches CR and Mad Max sneak back home, snickering evilishly all the while........Inside the home, the overly religious neighbors find the envelope on their floor and open it. They comment to each other how nice it is of TW and her DM to invite them over for dinner tonight. They go off happily to get ready and wonder which tract to take with them as a hostess gift!

 

[fade in to TW kitchen] 

 Commando Reggie: "Max!!  I want you to go into the cupboards shake hair all over the dishes.  Then I want you to lick all the silverware.  I am going to walk in my kitty litter and then walk on all the pots and pans."

 

Mad Max:" Yes oh evil queen."   They both hurry to finish their tasks as they know the very religious neighbors will be over in a little bit.  The final touch to their "housekeeping" deeds is to make a huge mudhole just outside the back door.  They bait their muddy trap with puff adder punch on the other side to lure TW to the hole. Mad Max causes a rucus in the very religious neighbor's backyard to get them outside also.  As the neighbors go out, they catch a whiff of the special punch on the wind.  At this exact moment TW sees the glass of punch and goes outside.  Commando Reggie trips her causing her to fall into the mudhole.  The very religious neighbors, thinking that TW is drunk again, decide to bring along their evils of alcohol literature to the dinner.

 

TW:" Oh man...I better get cleaned up.DM!!  I am going to be in the shower."  She does not wait to see if he heard her.  

   The neighbors go over, literature in hand and ring the doorbell.  The DM does not see TW around and not hearing her say she was in the shower, he lets them in.  He is surprised to learn they are dinner guests but he invites them to sit down.  Meanwhile, TW realizes she neglected to bring a change of clothes with her so has to go to the bedroom to put something on.  She walks nekkid thru the house and stops in her tracks.  OH NO!!!  The very religious neighbors are staring in horror at her blatant lack of clothing!!!  TW runs and puts on something. 

  The neighbors just know that TW has lost her mind in a haze of alcoholic vapor and realize they are there to save her. 

   The slew cooks dinner and calls everyone to the table.  She is so flustered at the neighbors coming over and still embarrassed about the nekkid incident, she is not paying attention to the dishes.  The neighbors sit and look at their plates.  They see cat hair all over them.  The forks don't look too clean either.  They are not surprised as they think TW is not the sanest person on the block.  They just smile and begin their spiel to try to convert the Tornado family.  Suddenly DM feels a crunchy thing in his dinner.  He spits it into his napkin and sees the kitty litter.  In her haste and embarrassment to try to correct the situation, slew accidentally overturns the vase of flowers and trips over the tuggie war that Max placed just in front of her. 

      As she sits down in defeat, Commando Reggie pulls her chair out and TW winds up on the floor.  This is the last straw of the day.

Tornado:" This %$^%*)(+_(&%$#%^&^*&!!!! @#@#&^(&^&%%$#@@#&^&*&^$%$%$!!!!!"

 

The very religious neighbors decide it is time to go home.  They sneak away while TW is still ranting about how bad her day has been. 

     Commando Reggie and Mad Max clink their glasses of wine, toast their happiness at another good day for them, and sit back to watch the neighbors make sure they have secured all their doors and windows against the slew.

 

Will Tornado ever realize it was CR that invited the neighbors over?  Will the neighbors notice their credit cards are now missing?  Will they change their address so no more dinner invites come from TW house?  Tune in next week for more.......

   Commando Reggie...The Series

 

[Cordee...congrats on your entry. Nice touch bringing in the neighbors who are always there for my most embarrassing moments. You can give me your addy in chat so I can mail you your prize of meerkat cereal.  Everyone...you kats had some really great entries!!!! Woo Hoo on you all.  Thanks for playing the Commando reggie contest]