Commando reggie: The Series

Tonight's Episode: Haloween Hi-Jinx

 

Commando Reggie:" Max!!  Get over here.  And bring with you some pickles, round rocks and a paint shaker upper thingy. Tee Hee!!!"

Mad Max:" Oh yes my evil Queen.  I will be there anon." He hangs up the phone and gathers the special items and enters the newly erected tunnel.

 

Commando Reggie:" ANON!?!??"

 

[fade in to Tornado Quirkie]

Tornado/slew:" DM...I'm back.  I had to run to the store even though I thought we were all stocked up."

DM Quirkie:" Run? Why did you not take the car eh?"[remember DM is Canadian]

Tornado:" Grrrr" [fade out]

    Commando Reggie has given her CRIMP members their yearly task to renew their membership.  She is pleased at how eager her minions are to do some evil on this night.  She watches with pride as they scurry away to do her bidding.  Her and Max can afford to relax as they have completed  their task. 

   Hours later, the Tornadoes are ready to hand out the treats.  The doorbell rings and they hand out candy.  As they watch the kids eat the treats, they are surprised to hear them complain.  The Tornadoes look at the candy and notice a smell coming from the bowl.  They open one of the chocolate bars and inside is not a sweet piece of candy but a pickle!!!  All the candy bars are really pickles!!  The group of children leave threatening tricks since no treats have been given. 

 

As another group of kids come up the walk, the Tornadoes quickly gather all the fruit they have to use  as backup treats.  One of the kids bites into the juicy apple and breaks a tooth.  It's mom gets mad because instead of juicy apples, they are rocks that have been painted red with stems glued on to make them look like real fruit.  Sigh, now the Tornadoes have a whopping dental bill to deal with.

 

     They see another group of kids coming and decide to hand out soda pop.  They hand the kids cans of cola as treats.  They watch in horror as the children open the cans to quench their thirst and discover they have all been shaken up and the soda spews all over the kids.  The kids run off. 

As if their evening has not been bad enough, they see the very religious neighbors coming over because they heard thru a mysterious source that the Tornadoes are true Halloween lovers and the neighbors want to give them a sermon about it.  After what seems like hours of lecturing, the neighbors finally depart.   

       The Tornadoes decide to call it a night.  They are thinking of moving as they have been declared the enemy of the neighborhood children and have once again been embarrassed in front of the very religious neighbors. 

  The next day, when all the world wakes up to a wonderful morning, they hear the cries from every evil pet owner on the planet.  It seems the task given them by Commando Reggie was a simple one:

 

They had to toilet paper their hoomans homes and put a bag of burning poo on their doorsteps. The smell and mess bring a smile to the CRIMP members and they all curl up for a nap as it has been a busy night.

 

 

HAVE A SAFE A HAPPY HALLOWEEN