Commando Reggie: The Series

 Tonight's Episode: Part Deux

 

Commando Reggie and Mad Max are having a meeting in the tunnel.  She is not very happy about her lair being found by that human, Tornado/slew.  She has devised a plan that will shut down the tunnel and take care of the Quirkie humans in one stroke of evil genius. 

 

Commando Reggie:"Ok Max, take this and listen close to the plan.  Pfsst, pfsst, pfsst[whispers in Mad one's ear]." 

 

Mad Max:" Yes oh evil one."  Max scurries to do her bidding.

 

Commando Reggie:" Oh no, now he is wearing a cape???  Well, at least it covers the word sidekick on his rear.sigh...Oh well, I better get that well placed phonecall done."

 

Meanwhile, Witty and Tornado are having some skinkeritas and listening to REM and Kenny Chesney records while discussing the anniversary of the Quirkies.

 

Tornado/slew:" Yes, Witty.  I think you are right on that.  Oh btw, I think one of the jeopardy players to be nominated for Quirkiehood should be [ding dong].

 

Witty:" Wait a sec.  I have to get the door." 

 

Tornado:" I will go with you."

 

When they open the door, noone is there.  Neither one of them see what Max is doing.  They close the door and go back to their discussion.

 

Witty:" You were going to give me the name of the next Quirkie."

 

Tornado:" Oh yes.  I think it should go to[ding dong]

 

Witty:" Grrr that doorbell.  I will be right back."

 

Witty opens the door again and sees two police officers standing there.

 

Officer#1:" Are you Ms Krazymeerkats Quirkie?"

 

Witty:" Yes."

 

Officer#2:" And is that Ms. Tornado/slew Quirkie?"

 

Witty:" Yes."

 

Officer #1:" You are both under arrest.  We have gotten a phonecall from a Mr. Leemoor Keendum and his friend Mr.  Diskuveri Chanal claiming you have been using their credit cards without their permission.  Items purchased have been tracked to the tunnel connecting your burrows.  And their good friend a Ms Cazanna says you have been prank calling her and saying Cazannarossannadanna then hanging up.  The calls were traced to both your phones. Book'em #2."

 

Witty and Tornado:" WHAT???  No way, hey get those cuffs off me.  No we don't want to go.  We done nothing wrong!!!    It was not us!  We are innocent!!!  I coulda been a contenda!!!!!"

 

Officer#1 [covering ears from the screeching of the two framed Quirkies]:"  You have the right to remain silent.  I wish you would implement it now please.  You have one phonecall.  Tell us and we will contact them for you."

 

Witty:" I think it better be the DF.  She will get us out of this mess."

 

Tornado/slew:"True.  They will listen to her."

 

Officer#2:" Ok then.  We will contact a Ms. DF Pronker Quirkie at the station.  Get in the car.  And we need to call the city to fill up the tunnel."

 

As they drive off, they hear laughter. 

 

"Bwaaa hahaha....BWAAAAHAHAHA!!!!!"

 

Will Df get her mob members out of the slammer?  Will Witty and Tornado learn a new trade?  How will the girls look in stripes?  Tune in next week for the answers [maybe].....