oh Great Commango Reggie Empress of all Felines, please accept my abject apologies.   I didn't dare to pronounce it with arrogance, being one of the despised hoo-mans myelf.

 

Could you give my little boy some killing lessons?  He caught a mouse this afternoon but I had to roll it out of the house with the broom while it was playing possum.   I know you, Oh Great One, would not let a mouse live to tell it's friends and relations how it outsmarted a feline.