I received a letter today postmarked Kalahari. Here is what it says:
Dear Hooman,
Mad Max and myself are enjoying our vacation. Max has a great time carrying our gear everywhere and fanning the bugs from me. As a special treat he got to watch me eat at the Frisky Feast. We went foraging with some rovers the other day and I let Max play with the scorpion stinger. He bagan crying and holding his hand and we laughed at him. Oh good times there. I wanted to drop you a few lines to know we are ok. And oh yea, watch your back hooman. Because anyday now I will be home and the fun will begin again. BWAAAHHA!!!
Love from,
Commando Reggie
PS- I will be appearing in a role play sometime in the future.
Regards...CR