Commando Reggie: The Series

 

Tonight's Episode:  You Say It's My Birthday

 

[fade in to the banquet hall #23 Kalahari Kitty Kat Resort and Spa]

 

Mad Max has thought of nothing but Commando Reggie since their night of bliss together.  He is truly smitten.  The two of these evil miscreants have barely spoken four words to each other since then, but only because Commando Reggie cannot believe she had the creme-de la- creme of Kalahari society at her beck and call and she fell for Mad Max's charms..  But Mad Max really wants to get into Commando Reggie's good books by throwing her a par-tay for her 9th birthday.  He has found the purrfect outfit and has sent out the invitations to everyone prostigious to make sure her birthday is a big hit.  He has even made sure everyone knows that gifts plus cash are required even if you cannot make it as the master will demand it and woe to those that do not comply.  [fade out of banquet hall # 23]

 

[fade in to room #665 Kalahari Kitty Kat Resort and Spa]

   Commando Reggie has just finished another massage to put on her hooman tornado warnings credit card and is totally in the know about the par-tay to celebrate 9 long [very long] years of tormenting her hoomans and sibs.  Let's listen in as Commando Reggie rummages thru her closets for an outfit to dazzle the world....

 

Commando Reggie:" Poor hoomans.  They never thought to look in the drawers where their credit cards were.  LOL!!  They were too busy being happy I was on vacation to worry about that.  Hmmm...I know sidekick Max is planning a par-tay for me since I saw the receipt for the new glam tights in gold lame with sidekick on the rear in purple stitching.  And...tee hee..I even put a few names on the guest list to ensure a huge success..tee hee...hahaha...HAHAHA...BWAAAHAHA!!!!"[fade out room #665 Kalahari Kitty Kat Resort and Spa]

 

[fade in to Buckingham palace...London England]

 

The Queen:" Charles, Camilla!!  Come hither quickly!!I have received an invitation to Commando Reggie's birthday par-tay.  It says to bring my purse and when this Tornado Warning Quirkie returns home from the work site, she will reveal the mystery of what is in there."

 

Prince Charles:" Oh mummy!!!  This is dreadful!!  How do you dare not to arrive at Commando Reggie's gala affair without your handbag in tow??!!"

 

Camilla:" Oh yes your majesty.  What abismal creature would ever call it a purse and not a handbag?"

 

The Queen of England:" Shall I suffer these fools?  Quick!! Get me you to my handbag and I shall arrive at Commando Reggie's par-tay in all my glory for God and country and reveal upon Ms. Tornado Warning Quirkies arrival from the work site what it is that is within my handbag for the world to see."

 

Prince Charles and Camilla:"GASP!!!"

 

Will Tornado Warning ever get home in time to satisfy the masses with the mystery solved of the Queen's handbag?  Will Commando Reggie demand Devils Food cake?  Will Max wow her in the outfit he has planned to unveil that was chosen for him by TWQuirkies?  Will the world be agog at Commando Reggies outfit from the same clothiers?  ohhhh I cannot wait to see how this one turns out.....