Once I was at a Ratt concert (yeah, I know) and there was a girl sitting a few rows up behind us with a short skirt. Let me tell you, it wasn't a pleasant sight when I looked back there once. Nasty. My DM was in a serious car accident and the paramedics just cut his undies off with 2 snips! And then the hospital gave them back! I guess they didn't want us to think they stole them. |