Hmmmm.  This is a new twist.     OK, let's see --- the most evil deeds..... 

 

OK,  CR and Mad Max have tricked Lulu into bringing a rotary cutter from her mommy's quilting room through the tunnel to Tornado's house. (They told Lulu it was to make a special surprise for some new Quirkies - she is a very sweet dog, but a tad naive.)  

 

Next CR and Mad Max apply the rotary cutter to Tornados' size 8 jeans.  Up  and down the cutter goes, leaving behind a pile of jean ribbons.  

 

CR: "Max, you see this pile of ribbons?  Now Tornado will never be able to fit in them, no matter how much weight she looses...  Braaahaaahaaa!"  

 

Mad Max: "Oh my angel of darkness, that is truly evil! Now she will have to stop making everyone eat salads. By the way, have you seen my sidekick tights?  They were next to those former jeans?"   

 

CR: "Your tights?   No, I don't recall seeing them. You'd better keep looking."

 

Mad Max paws through the pile of blue ribbons - wait -what does he see?  A strip of black, and some red glitter.  Can it be?  Could it be?  Would she have?  With a howl of anguish, he falls on the strip, rolling over and over.   

 

Mad Max: ""Boo hoo hoo. My bootiful tights!     How could you???? "

 

CR:  "Ooops.  They must have gotten too close to the stoopad jeans (suppresses a snicker).  Get over it.    Now go down to the kitchen and fetch me a strengthening snack."

 

Mad Max wipes his eyes with the scrap of his tights, and turns sadly away, to do her bidding.