When A Fight Started..
D-Vegas sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.She
Asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.'
And then the fight started...
D-Vegas was hinting about what she wanted for Her upcoming Birthday.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 135 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a scale.
And then the fight started...
I felt Bad about saying that , so I asked Her, "Where do you want to go for your Birthday..? "
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!" she said.
So I suggested, "How about My BedRoom?"
And that's when a BAD FIGHT started
In Amazment, she went into the bedroom and we Had Sex..After having sex, we smoked a cigarette while in Bed ,Finishing I turned to her and asked, "Do you want to have sex AGAIN?"
"No," she answered.
I then said, "Is that your final answer?"
She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying "Yes."
So I said, "Then! I'd li ke to phone another Girlfriend ."
And that's when A REALLY BAD FIGHT STARTED.
FrankyB.PLEASE Stop..You're KILLING ME..
When I got home last night, my Girlfriend demanded that I take her someplace Expensive...
So, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started
Last Week , I took my girlfriend to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the strip steak, medium rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?""
I Answered Nah, she can order for herself."
And then a fight started
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