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From: MSN Nicknamebeamer122  (Original Message)Sent: 6/27/2008 7:00 PM
On the first day, God created the dog and said:

'Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

The 
dog
 said: 'That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other ten?'

So God agreed.


On the second day, God created the monkey and said:

'Entertain people, do tricks, and make them laugh. For this, I'll give you a ! twenty- year life span.'

The 
monkey said: 'Monkey tricks for twenty years? That's a pretty long time to perform. How about I give you back ten like the Dog
 did?'

And God agreed.
On th e third day, God created the 
cow and said:


'You must go into the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer 's family. For this, I will give you a life span of sixty years.'

The 
cow
 said: 'That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. How about twenty and I'll give back the other forty?'

And God agreed again.


On the fourth day, God created humans and said:! 

'Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. For this, I'll give you twenty years.'

But 
the human said: 'Only twenty years? Could you possibly give me my twenty, the forty the cow gave back, the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog 
gave back; that makes eighty, okay?'

'Okay,' said God, 'You asked for it.'

So that is why for our first twenty years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves. For the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family. For the next ten years we do 
monkey 
tricks to entertain the grandchildren. And for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

Life has! now be en explained to you.


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From: MSN NicknameSummerlove113Sent: 6/28/2008 4:34 AM
I love this!
 
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